For some reason, people who took too much LSD in the sixties always seemed to turn out this way... hey, wait a minute, it's a plot by the government to control us!

See conspiracies everywhere, from the rising price of gas to the Wal-Marts that pop up everywhere. Tell everyone that the movie JFK didn't go far enough in detailing the sinister conspiracies surrounding the JFK assassination. Rant and rave about how the Catholic Church is trying to take over the world, and discuss the Bush family's rumored ties to the Nazis. People will soon dismiss you as an addle-brained nut, and your associates will shrink to other loony conspiracy theorists.