Jamie McBain 11/21/2009
I think that is greater things to worry about than penis size, besides not every guy out there, is freaking Ron Jeremy or John Holmes.
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fitman 08/05/2009
A real man has penis size???Could this question have something to do with drag kings?UPDATE:
Gris 08/05/2009
Too small she doesn't know it's In or so Big you can't control it once it's in there is not going to Satisfy a Lady. It also helps If you pay attention to what She likes. The Penis is only one Part of it, you have to know what turns her On. Leave her wanting more. Know where to kiss her, touch her, how to hold her, what Positions she likes and be Willing to compromise every now and Again and willing to Experiment. Obviously, you can't do this with a One night Stand, but if you Are in a relationship it's a lot easier. Size does Matter, but it is not all there is To it.
minkey 08/05/2009
I just wear the wolves shirt and it makes me feel better about myself. http://www.amazon.com/review/R2XKMDXZHQ26YX/ref=cm_ cr_pr_viewpnt#R2XKMDXZHQ26YX
irishgit 08/05/2009
In the interests of accuracy we should refer this question to the guys who review Trojan Magnum condoms, most of whom, if you believe the reviews, have to carry their dick by slinging it over their shoulder.
numbah16tdhaha 08/05/2009
In days of higher education gone by, numbah had heard some women gossiping about this dude that I guess was some kind of tripod or some shit. Eventually, tripod boy ended up having some kind of beef with 'ole numbah. Since the end result of this drama had tripod in tears and numbah laughing, I'd have to say that no, the dick does not make the man.
FranksWildYear s 08/05/2009
I suppose in some limited instances, yes, men are large penises.
GenghisTheHun 08/05/2009
A funny thing happened to me the other day at the ball game. I was in the john, at the wall device, tending to business, when I was startled by a little guy, about 5' 4'', to my right.
"Oww," he exclaimed.
"What's up," sez I, all 6' 2" of me.
"God, this is cold ... and it's deep," replies he.
I know it's an old joke but still funny in the right situation.
zuchinibut 08/04/2009
I consider myself a real man, and yes...my penis has size. It is definitely not nebulous.
Erinlove 08/04/2009
Lol. What size is that?I like mine on the smaller side. And the penis has never made the man. NEVER EVER.
Joels 09/02/2008
some of the people on here sound like sluts who should not be calling them self's Christians. OK size well I'm 5.8 or 6 inch long I'm a 23 year old virgin waiting till i get married. I cant see how if they no God at all that they would be thinking of a man penis size size
Lanana777 05/31/2008
i find it interesting to compare this list to the 'perfect boobie size' list... yes there is the important difference of use, but c'mon now.... what if a man's penis was on display at all times?... would there be an obvious double standard in judgements vs. how a woman is judged seemingly at all times....?
Countryboy22 08/13/2007
08pooled You are the one that missed the point my friend i am also a born again christian male raised up on the truth. AND FOR GOD"S SAKE, Jesus died on the cross brutally murdered for all of you! and all you repay him with is arguing about if a mans penis is large or small! boy you have a lot to learn, you have the mentality of a cheater and a shallow friend. a deciever if you will. I wouldnt even announce i was a christian if i was you, shamefull at least. And the rest of you for heavens sake argue about your own parts.
frogio 06/16/2007
Well...I got an ass like a sewing machine. That's gotta count for something.
NothingButNet 06/15/2007
Would you prefer:
a. A man with a small penis and a Ferrari Testarossa or
b. A man with a bountiful penis and a Yugo?
Tough choice? Hah, right.
Schadenfreudia nSlip 06/15/2007
As grandpappy Schadenfreud used ta say: If size doesn't matter, then women wouldn't be able to pass newborns with a head the size of a navel orange and a body the size of a medium eggplant. Hold dear the woman who says it does, for the rest are telling you things your small penis wants to hear.
rett11 06/15/2007
Penis size may matter to lots of women...but those are the women one should probably tend to stay away from (i.e. shallow sluts).
gollygwiz 01/21/2006
a penis that he knows how to use....size doesn't matter as long as I can feel it and it's more than say 6" or 7".
suru 12/15/2005
rewew
kristenro 11/19/2005
if any woman says size doesn't matter they're either A.in a relationship with a "short" man and in denial (and obviously don't enjoy sex all that much) or B. have never experienced a significantly small and entirely unsatisfying penis. Yes the motion in the ocean is very important but if the anchor doesn't hit bottom what's the use?!!!! Oh, and let's not forget that most women are sensitive to a man's feelings so they fake orgasms and of course reassure their handicapped lover by telling him size doesn't matter.
souljunkie 11/09/2005
It does not make for a real man, but it does make for a good man in bed. Dont believe the people who tell you it doesnt matter. Honest women will tell you it does. I dont often worry about that.
thechallenger 06/17/2005
The penis size should not be a big deal in a relationship. In a one night stand yeah.But always remember that it's not the size it's the magic it does.
dadgummet 05/31/2005
Penis size shouldn't be the determining factor in a relationship, but in most cases it is. More than 50% of marriages end in divorce. More than half of those divorces end because of infidelity. The major cause of infidelity is a lack of sexual pleasure (see: size, inches). It doesn't matter how much you love a person, if your parts don't fit. The larger penis isn't necessarily the best penis if your vagina is only 2 inches deep.
Randyman 04/16/2005
Shouldn't matter to people who love each other. Better to look at the size of his heart.
RaterX 04/15/2005
A real man doesn't care about the size of his little man. It seems many men in the popular culture feel they have to tell us all about their big penises. I think it is a character flaw.
dpostoskie 04/15/2005
Ladies...at least the one's that have been 'honest' with me - it does matter. I've heard that some dudes hurt and some can't meet expectations. I've taken the straight up approach with women. I get, 'the key fits' from most and I gotten positive reactions from all. I think 'those times' should be exciting for both. Give and you will always receive.
Gentle Jude 03/04/2005
For me, this is not important at all, and I am surprised that any REAL Christian woman would think this was important. That is such a worldly measure to judge a man's worth by. Although he has a nice personality and would provide for the woman, that's not important, it is his penis that determines your love for him! The Bible says that when a couple does have sex, they should not do it out of 'lustful passions.' I wander what Apostle Paul would think of a Christian judging a guy's worth on the size of his penis, a worldly standard? Mind you, Apostle Paul tells us not to be unequally yoked with worldliness. I've NEVER met a nice woman who judges a guy based on the size of his penis. There is something shallow and mean about that woman. Infact, not even a lot of worldly women are that shallow and the ones who don't want to admit that size matters, at least they know that their selection criteria is shallow. A Christian is meant to be spiritual and think of spiritual things and judge the way Jesus would. Any woman who is a Christian who thinks that size does matter needs to meditate on the fact that God doesn't look at the physical body, but looks and the heart and soul of a person. I also think that's how we should select our lover - based on their spirit (personality.) If any Christian disagrees with this, she is a carnal Christian.
Jar-Jar Binks 02/12/2005
When I get erections, I don't bother measuring My Thang. I just do it.
caliswimguy 01/08/2005
I've never really worried about it I mean it gets the job done whether it's 9 inches or 6...
ClassicTVFan47 12/25/2004
And this makes a man how?
jazzybee 12/25/2004
A man is based by the size of his heart, not by the size of his part
middlefinger 12/12/2004
It ain't the SIZE of the ship that matters...it's the MOTION of the ocean!
PTRoxieMisha 11/29/2004
Whether it's so tiny it's almost invisible or larger than his hand, it makes no difference.
bibliophile 09/29/2004
For me it's a non-issue. I am one of those women for whom partner's penis size (or even functionality) would not matter if I was in love. Don't believe me? Among the men I have been most physically attracted to in my life, one was paraplegic. Brain size, not penis size, is a major deciding factor.
AndrewScott 09/24/2004
I define a real man as having an admirable character. He cares about this world and its people, and seeks to contribute in meaningful ways. Like many other shallow items on this list (Good Hair, Car He Drives), anatomical proportions are a silly measure when determining a man's worth to this world.
Beloved 05/10/2004
for me and most women if they would admit it size does matter
JonTheMan 05/06/2004
As a measure of a man this is one of of the most shallow and inconsequential indicators. Not that I'm biased or anything!
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