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 | Lanana777 (0) 05/31/2008 | i find it interesting to compare this list to the 'perfect boobie size' list... yes there is the important difference of use, but c'mon now.... what if a man's penis was on display at all times?... would there be an obvious double standard in judgements vs. how a woman is judged seemingly at all times....?
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 | Countryboy22 (0) 08/13/2007 | 08pooled You are the one that missed the point my friend i am also a born again christian male raised up on the truth. AND FOR GOD"S SAKE, Jesus died on the cross brutally murdered for all of you! and all you repay him with is arguing about if a mans penis is large or small! boy you have a lot to learn, you have the mentality of a cheater and a shallow friend. a deciever if you will. I wouldnt even announce i was a christian if i was you, shamefull at least. And the rest of you for heavens sake argue about your own parts.
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 | frogio (47) 06/16/2007 | Well...I got an ass like a sewing machine. That's gotta count for something.
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 | NothingButNet (0) 06/15/2007 | Would you prefer:
a. A man with a small penis and a Ferrari Testarossa or
b. A man with a bountiful penis and a Yugo?
Tough choice? Hah, right.
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 | SchadenfreudianSlip (18) 06/15/2007 | As grandpappy Schadenfreud used ta say: If size doesn't matter, then women wouldn't be able to pass newborns with a head the size of a navel orange and a body the size of a medium eggplant. Hold dear the woman who says it does, for the rest are telling you things your small penis wants to hear.
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 | rett11 (1) 06/15/2007 | Penis size may matter to lots of women...but those are the women one should probably tend to stay away from (i.e. shallow sluts).
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 | kristenro (1) 11/19/2005 | if any woman says size doesn't matter they're either A.in a relationship with a "short" man and in denial (and obviously don't enjoy sex all that much) or B. have never experienced a significantly small and entirely unsatisfying penis. Yes the motion in the ocean is very important but if the anchor doesn't hit bottom what's the use?!!!! Oh, and let's not forget that most women are sensitive to a man's feelings so they fake orgasms and of course reassure their handicapped lover by telling him size doesn't matter.
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 | souljunkie (20) 11/09/2005 | It does not make for a real man, but it does make for a good man in bed. Dont believe the people who tell you it doesnt matter. Honest women will tell you it does. I dont often worry about that.
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 | thechallenger (1) 06/17/2005 | The penis size should not be a big deal in a relationship. In a one night stand yeah.But always remember that it's not the size it's the magic it does.
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 | dadgummet (0) 05/31/2005 | Penis size shouldn't be the determining factor in a relationship, but in most cases it is. More than 50% of marriages end in divorce. More than half of those divorces end because of infidelity. The major cause of infidelity is a lack of sexual pleasure (see: size, inches). It doesn't matter how much you love a person, if your parts don't fit. The larger penis isn't necessarily the best penis if your vagina is only 2 inches deep.
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 | Randyman (103) 04/16/2005 | Shouldn't matter to people who love each other. Better to look at the size of his heart.
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 | RaterX (0) 04/15/2005 | A real man doesn't care about the size of his little man. It seems many men in the popular culture feel they have to tell us all about their big penises. I think it is a character flaw.
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 | dpostoskie (7) 04/15/2005 | Ladies...at least the one's that have been 'honest' with me - it does matter. I've heard that some dudes hurt and some can't meet expectations. I've taken the straight up approach with women. I get, 'the key fits' from most and I gotten positive reactions from all. I think 'those times' should be exciting for both. Give and you will always receive.
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 | Gentle Jude (23) 03/04/2005 |  For me, this is not important at all, and I am surprised that any REAL Christian woman would think this was important. That is such a worldly measure to judge a man's worth by. Although he has a nice personality and would provide for the woman, that's not important, it is his penis that determines your love for him! The Bible says that when a couple does have sex, they should not do it out of 'lustful passions.' I wander what Apostle Paul would think of a Christian judging a guy's worth on the size of his penis, a worldly standard? Mind you, Apostle Paul tells us not to be unequally yoked with worldliness. I've NEVER met a nice woman who judges a guy based on the size of his penis. There is something shallow and mean about that woman. Infact, not even a lot of worldly women are that shallow and the ones who don't want to admit that size matters, at least they know that their selection criteria is shallow. A Christian is meant to be spiritual and think of spiritual things and judge the way Jesus would. Any woman who is a Christian who thinks that size does matter needs to meditate on the fact that God doesn't look at the physical body, but looks and the heart and soul of a person. I also think that's how we should select our lover - based on their spirit (personality.) If any Christian disagrees with this, she is a carnal Christian.
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 | Jar-Jar Binks (16) 02/12/2005 | When I get erections, I don't bother measuring My Thang. I just do it.
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 | caliswimguy (0) 01/08/2005 | I've never really worried about it I mean it gets the job done whether it's 9 inches or 6...
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 | ClassicTVFan47 (36) 12/25/2004 | And this makes a man how?
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 | jazzybee (4) 12/25/2004 | A man is based by the size of his heart, not by the size of his part
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 | middlefinger (4) 12/12/2004 | It ain't the SIZE of the ship that matters...it's the MOTION of the ocean!
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 | PTRoxieMisha (3) 11/29/2004 | Whether it's so tiny it's almost invisible or larger than his hand, it makes no difference.
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 | bibliophile (10) 09/29/2004 | For me it's a non-issue. I am one of those women for whom partner's penis size (or even functionality) would not matter if I was in love. Don't believe me? Among the men I have been most physically attracted to in my life, one was paraplegic. Brain size, not penis size, is a major deciding factor.
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 | AndrewScott (71) 09/24/2004 | I define a real man as having an admirable character. He cares about this world and its people, and seeks to contribute in meaningful ways. Like many other shallow items on this list (Good Hair, Car He Drives), anatomical proportions are a silly measure when determining a man's worth to this world.
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 | Beloved (21) 05/10/2004 | for me and most women if they would admit it size does matter
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 | JonTheMan (27) 05/06/2004 | As a measure of a man this is one of of the most shallow and inconsequential indicators. Not that I'm biased or anything!
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