| REVIEWER | RATING & REVIEW |
 | cyclee (18) 05/30/2008 | Sadly, this is just not true anymore. Now a day people don't even need to be in a relationship to do the deed.
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 | FranksWildYears (48) 05/30/2008 | If you want to take it to the next level with sex, I'd suggest bunk beds.
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 | herg (0) 03/19/2008 | Ouch.
don't do it.
It fucking hurts.
YA FUCKHEAD!
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 | MrTuner (5) 02/29/2008 | sex is the best thing in the world.So long as you have sex with your partner and ONLY your partner than its all good! the emount of indorphins released in the brain during it is extremely high! wouldnt just sleep with anybody though! you have to truely love them in order to have what i would call the full sex experience. it is much more meaningful than just going and having "random sex"
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 | meg10222 (1) 01/13/2008 | Doesn't belong in a relationship before marriage. Should be special, but currently it doesn't seem to be.
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 | iplaypearldrums (0) 07/10/2007 | Pretty true it seems.......that which is easily earned isn't always appreciated.
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 | GoinDownSlow (23) 07/10/2007 | Next level?! This should be the "Last Level". Once you've opened the vault and grabbed the goods there's nowhere to go but out, metaphorically speaking that is.
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 | irishgit (138) 04/30/2007 | Well, if you weren't having it before, this pretty clearly moves things to another level.
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 | Humorbot (21) 03/23/2007 | Not until Marriage Damnit!
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 | SpartanPride (21) 03/22/2007 | Wait until you're married, bucko.
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 | Victor83 (35) 03/22/2007 | Yeah, this will do it; but if it is too soon or with the wrong person, it might just take things to a level you don't want.
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 | GenghisTheHun (168) 02/24/2007 |  I was consulting my social guru, Joe Bob Briggs, and discovered one of his gems. This is from a Joe Bob review back in 1992.
"You know, just when you think you're getting your positive mental attitude together, along comes this newspaper article that says '100 Million Sex Acts Daily Get 910,000 Women Pregnant.'
I'm not kidding. The World Health Organization computed out the EXACT amount of aardvarking going on in bedrooms around the world. Of course, it wouldn't all be in bedrooms. Some of it would be in igloos, grass huts, trees, dungeons, hospital waiting rooms, airplanes, and some of those tribes in Papua New Guinea just flop over buck nekkid in the grass. Now that I think of it, Eddie Savisky used to flop over buck nekkid in the grass in fifth grade, but I don't think he ever got anybody pregnant doing it.
Anyhow, 100 million DAILY sex acts. That's EIGHT zeros. This is depressing.
It's especially depressing when you realize there were 100 million women out there yesterday who WOULD have sex, but would NOT have it with me. And they'll do the same goldurn thing today, and tomorrow, and the day after that.
Who wanted to do this report anyway? Why don't you just send me a letter that says, 'You have now NOT HAD SEX 174 billion times when EVERYBODY ELSE was. Here are a few of the WAYS they had sex, PLACES they had sex, and things they talked about WHILE they were having sex, while you were NOT HAVING SEX.'"
Read all about it at:
http://www.joebobbriggs.com/drivein/1992/bloodgames.htm
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 | BlueOrchid (41) 06/14/2006 | I can definitely agree with that although it could push couples farther away if it's "all about sex" and nothing else.
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 | Khalid (3) 04/19/2006 | Not unless you are married.
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 | Silver Eagle 252 (8) 04/01/2006 | Used to be that the two most important questions to ask a woman before taking it to the next level were "Are you a moaner or a screamer" and "Do you spit or swallow". However, these two have taken a back seat to a more important question, "Do you have a good mutual fund".
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 | Molfan (57) 03/21/2006 | it could go either way. for some it may mean that they may be together for awhile. Others may find out the hard way that they were nothing but a notch on a belt and now that they got what they wanted they move on. not very nice but it happens.
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 | DumbBlondeCowgirl (23) 03/20/2006 | Sure.....back in the 50's maybe. I think people now use it to "test the product". I'm kidding, sex is a good way to take it to the next level.
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 | AsYouSpeak (0) 01/25/2006 | sex can be a beautiful thing, or a ruiner, either way it will change your relationship in a way that is long lasting and leaves an imprint on you
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 | zuchinibut (36) 01/24/2006 | No matter what stage two people are at in their relationship, the first time they add sex will always take things to a new level.
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 | OrbitzXT (0) 12/09/2005 | I find it hard to believe anyone would rate sex as less than Great...perhaps these are priests who feel left out or virgins who think Palmela Handerson is just as good.
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 | pyrolove (0) 07/13/2005 | YAY SEX! As long as the two people love eachother and are responsible, its all good. Do it as much as you like!
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 | mkPinky (0) 03/14/2005 | Sex is great! Just as long as you are responsible about it and you do it with someone that you can trust and you know how they stand on the issue.
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 | scarletfeather (47) 12/22/2004 | It depends on the quality of the sex.
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 | ptrabbit (0) 12/22/2004 | I'd say the best way to take it to the next level is to have hot anal sex. A lady always remembers that event--and yah know the guys luv it too.
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 | sex machine (0) 12/15/2004 | sex. where would we be without it. everyone should have sex often. remember to use comdon to prevent STD's. Sex is so graet. people who seem pissed off probally have not got laid in a while. (i can be the man to fullfill that urge if ur a hot female) what else can i say, sex is so great!!!
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 | Peat_the_Killer (0) 12/04/2004 | Great. Everyone should always be having sex and then there would be none of those crazy violent people. The ultimate drug.
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 | Blanco~Nino (0) 08/26/2004 | For mature couples, sex is a way to show compassion, and intimacy, and enchance chemistry. However, nowadays, one can go to a brother and hire a hooker. That kind of sex is an empty shell. So i guess it all depends who you have sex with. If it's with someone you love and care deeply for, it is definitely taking it to the next level. But if it's with someone you only have know for a week or picked up at a party, etc, Then it doesn't mean a thing.
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 | kamylienne (77) 05/13/2004 | This level of intimacy is a HUGE step (at least for some--others might not see it as a big deal, but hopefully before this happens you'll know where the other stands on that issue and compare it to your views on it), whether it be pre- or post-marital. Really gotta know what you're getting into and whether or not you can trust that person. There are some things that you can't take back.
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 | swangmaster8 (4) 05/12/2004 | awesome...... thats all I have to say
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 | minkey (36) 05/12/2004 | Show her the :-O face
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 | abichara (60) 05/12/2004 | Some say that it isn't a very pivotal point in a relationship, but if you're in a committed relationship, having sex changes the whole game. No matter what the nature of the relationship is, it denotes a heightened level of intimacy. It may take a while to get adjusted to each others styles, but once this level is reached, you are much more comfortable with each other.
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 | jmj310 (4) 05/11/2004 | This always changes everything.
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