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Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey

Married in 2002
Item added by freebird_0128. Added on 05/13/2004
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19 Reviews

HelloKitty09
08/01/2008

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 1

Too bad that Joe "She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"Simpson broke their marriage.   He was dumb enough to tell his daughter not to sign the pre-nup.

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X Factor Z
11/05/2007

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 1

Nick could have done much better than this bimbo.

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il0veyew
06/21/2007

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 3

s0 last year

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lealea16
10/31/2006

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 1

i hate it nick can do so mch better than a mardy snotty gal lyk tht get me x

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sperryc
01/12/2006

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 1

I hate to say it, but I called this divorce a couple years ago. Never even watched the show. Wow, I'm becoming a cynical old man.

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Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 1

poor jessica you deserve better nick I liked you but now I know YOU SUCK!!!!I have a poster of you two and if the halve of jessica's body wasn't on your body I would screw it into 1000 pieces...A LOTS OF KISSES FOR JESSICA!!-XxX- AND Nick: like we would say it in dutch :je kan m'n kont likken kontelikker!

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TC
10/07/2005

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 3

I think they make a great couple, but I think Jessica acts to big for her britches lately she used to be funny and sweet and she has changed so much and not for the better I hope that if all the partying rumors are true I hope that she dose'nt end up in the wrong crowd and next you hear she is into drugs that would make me really sad. As for Nick if they do go through with there split if the stories you read about Jessica's partying and the pressure from her dad are true I think Nick gave it his all and really tried hard to make it work and overlook the problems he was facing and I think he is right to leave her and be happy - I think Nick is a great guy! and Nick I am a Cincy fan too!!

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counselor2
09/13/2005

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 3

Nick and Jessica make a great couple. They will make it if their love is can handle the career success and not crash beneath the weight of it or the pressures of her domineering father. Jessica is a grown and married woman and doesn't need her dad to direct every aspect of her life. Nick is being patient with this situation and is taking it in stride. Any other man would have left a long time ago. I hope they make it.

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ges_the_scorpi o
06/30/2005

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 3

i know they're truly madly deeply in love with each other and whatever, but seeing them together disturbs me for some strange reason...they remind me of barbie and her ken doll just a little too much

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Randyman
06/19/2005

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 3

A little too fluffy and out there for me, but what do I know?

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chancemel
06/19/2005

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 5

This couple is the Ken and Barbie of all times, hope they make it, they are so cute together.

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kattwoman
05/17/2005

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 4

these two seemed to have the perfect love but if its up to the media they dont have a chance in hell or if nick cant handle her success when his seems to be stalled at the moment

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CandyShop_gurl
05/07/2005

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 3

I think nick and jessica are a cute couple but sometimes jessica can be a lazy but sometimes

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lindseylou
03/31/2005

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 5

They're America's Sweethearts!

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UsuallyNeutral
12/21/2004

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 4

Say what you want about them personally, but professionally they're names are always out there. (Someone once said there's no such thing as bad publicity.) There is a market for them right now. I think people need to remember that Nick & Jessica are ordinary people, with uncommon lives. It isn't everyone that can speak well, and not everyone has their intire life under a microscope 24/7.

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Neverbeforesee n
12/21/2004

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 4

well nick lachey sucks jessica simpson is kool kl kl kl kl kl kl kl kl kl kl kl kl

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middlefinger
11/19/2004

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 1

Come on, Nick...the lights are flashing, the gate is down, but the train ain't comin'. You make yourself look like a hopeless sap by staying with someone who doesn't have the mental capacity of a loaf of day-old bread.

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CherrySoda99
07/03/2004

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 4

They seem to have a goodrelationship. I mean, yes, Jessica's a ditz, but Nick seems to have enough patients with her, for now at least.

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freebird_0128
06/11/2004

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 1

I don't expect them to last much longer. Good looks and money aren't enough to sustain a marriage. Plus I'm not sure how long Nick can stand Jessica's stupidity.

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