kattwoman 04/17/2006
what would you need friends for anyway? its not like you can hear them say anything so they would just be taking up space unless they are paying for the gas.
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scarletfeather 06/03/2004
Since many reviewers agree that boom cars are obnoxious, driving a boom car seems like a pretty good way to lose friends and alienate people. You will not have to invest much in a boom car;get a junker from a salvage yard, but add a decent stereo system. Be sure to rattle through the neighborhood blasting hate-filled, raucous tunes at all hours of the day. You'll make more enemies if you pursue this activity in the wee hours of the morning. Try to get the roughest of your friends to accompany you, hollering along with the music as you swill beers. Also get a cut-off muffler, which is sure to annoy. And since you're driving a junker, you'll probably break down a lot, and this will give you the opportunity to knock on people's doors and ask to use their phone. Most people will recoil from you and your roughneck friends, and may even consider you a blight on the neighborhood. Driving a boom car is particularly effective if you live in a fancy, gated, community complete with golf course and country club. You may find that your sojourn in these pristine surroundings is very brief, but at least getting kicked out of the suburbs will allow you to fly free, with no encumbering rules or regulations.
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