jenmil 09/29/2008
I wouldn't dare to move, not even my lips.
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FranksWildYear s 03/08/2007
Oh, and another thing God, I promise I will stop telling people that I'm not really sure you exist.
oscargamblesfr o 03/08/2007
Every possible permutation of the terms for feces that I could summon before the thing catches me.
irishgit 03/07/2007
* addressing a nearby swimmer * "I don't have to outswim the shark, I just have to outswim you."
Jar-Jar Binks 03/17/2005
I couldn't start a conversation if I was being chased by a shark. I'd be yelling, NO! NOO! NOOOO! HEEELLLP MEEEEE! Ahhhh! Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh!
ClassicTVFan47 07/12/2004
Enterprise, one to beam up!
Chris-junk 07/12/2004
Mr. Jaws! Why are you biting my hand? (clip from a Melissa Manchester song plays) But wait! Mr. Jaws! This is not how the song is supposed to end! (Oh, sorry-that is the conversation Dickie Goodman would have.) (-:
AndrewScott 07/02/2004
Try pork. It's the other white meat.
kamylienne 06/09/2004
. . . not the best time for chit chat, I'd imagine, but I think my last words would be something along the lines of Yeah, you CAN eat me, but from what I understand, you'll just be hungry again an hour later . . .
louiethe20th 06/09/2004
I would be saying to myself, Duhdunt, Duhdunt, Duhdunt, Dunutdunutdunut! He is real he is not just a machine!
LadyShark4534 06/08/2004
I quite enjoy having conversations with myself.
scarletfeather 06/08/2004
Help!/ I need somebody/Not just anybody/HEEEEEELPP!
Poison Tongue 06/08/2004
Something to the effect of O Bother, it seems as though if have misplaced my Jaque Cousteau junior Exploreres Guide.
minkey 06/08/2004
Hey shark there's a fat guy over there, go chase him.
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