Hey bartender, why is this bar on a slant?   Hey bartender, my advice to those mopes trying to snag that gourd is to get a net with a little more give in the mesh.

Not really a conversation, more yelling and cheering for Calgary, and high-fiving my buddies when they scored, and booing when they got a penalty. Maybe at intermission when we're in line to get beer or the men's washroom we would actually talk, but it'd be about hockey.

It depends really on what teams were playing. If I had gone with my youth group to this year's finals. We all would've cheered for Calgary and been really mad when Tampa won.