I have these quit often and their always entertaining. Slightly disturbing but still entertaining.

Crazy like or going back in time to advise my younger self? If it was crazy stuff I'd likely be talking about something destructive. If it was advice I'd tell me to be as bold as I am now since discovering that boldness later in life might have caused me to have less fun in my younger days...

I would but I can't get a word in edgewise.

I would be "amazed" that I had the same interests that "I" do. wow I agree with everything I say how great. probably just not out loud. might get nasty looks.

I would say to myself, Why are these misguided people going to vote for Kerry? Do they want higher taxes? Do they feel the government knows better how to spend their money? Then I would answer, Don't know, self, but if you figure it out let me know.?

I wonder how I did on the test? Hmmm I don't know. I think I got 100. Probably, you're smart enough. Why am I talking to myself? Becaseu I'm your best friend.