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If you were talking to someone who wanted to kil you

Item added by CherrySoda99. Added on 06/05/2004
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12 Reviews

Vudija
03/08/2007

If you were talking to someone who wanted to kil you 3

I don't think I'd be "talking" to someone who has confessed he/she wished to kill me...

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Randyman
03/08/2007

If you were talking to someone who wanted to kil you 3

Unless my hands were tied, I doubt that I would waste my time with words 

Update: Four men, in my lifetime,  have threatened to kill me. One actually stabbed me. I'm still here to talk about it. 

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pugwash01
03/08/2007

If you were talking to someone who wanted to kil you 3

You may defeat my body, but I will be in your head for the rest of your life!!!!  UPDATE 3:06pm 03/07/2007 But then again, I would have to agree with Randyman! (Especially if I was his son, as I would be able to solve the problem!!! (Just teasing!!!!)

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numbah16tdhaha
03/08/2007

If you were talking to someone who wanted to kil you 3

I usually laugh at them.

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AndrewScott
01/27/2005

If you were talking to someone who wanted to kil you 3

I suggest higher career aspirations than becoming somebody's prison b*tch.

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jgls
10/24/2004

If you were talking to someone who wanted to kil you 3

you are looking for my twin brother. he went the other way.

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ClassicTVFan47
07/12/2004

If you were talking to someone who wanted to kil you 1

You will never defeat me!

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Chris-junk
07/12/2004

If you were talking to someone who wanted to kil you 3

Do you have a gun or knife?

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louiethe20th
06/10/2004

If you were talking to someone who wanted to kil you 4

Depends on whether they had a gun. If they didn't, I would say, Bring it! If they did I would say my prayers.

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kamylienne
06/09/2004

If you were talking to someone who wanted to kil you 3

I'd go for one of two of my favorite lines in a movie/TV show: 1) Kiss my shiny, metal, daffodil . . . --Bender, Futurama, or 2) Blow me where the pampers is.--PCU.

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scarletfeather
06/08/2004

If you were talking to someone who wanted to kil you 5

Don't believe all the bad things you hear about me. I'm really the nicest girl.

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CherrySoda99
06/08/2004

If you were talking to someone who wanted to kil you 2

Please don't kill me , please don't kill me please don't kill me

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