pretty much a homo thing.  Thats fucking disgusting.  Poor gerbil.

Wasn't there some tabloid story way back when about Richard Gere doing this?

Kinda makes my memories of the 70's/80's plastic Habitrail rodent environment erode into a realm of disturbance and horror.  Guess I wouldn't like it if a Blue Whale somehow got a hold of me and turned me into a struggling suppository. 

That's FUC%IN' SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!! If u gotta go as far as sticking a gerbil up ur ass ur past physco/DISTURBED! Go buy a VIBRATOR!!!

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW... who the hell was the very first individual to come up with this sick idea. Better yet, how and the hell can one convince themselves that this sounds like something to try?? Like did they just wake up like "I think I'm gonna attempt to put a gerbil in my butt today cause I think it'll feel pretty damn good"? Ugh, the thought is just gross.

Wow, THAT'S an image I didn't need in my head, thanks. Reminds me of a good South Park episode, though (hehe, Lemmiwinks . . . )

Where is PETA on this one, this is truely discusting. I can't top Flicko1 story but I first heard about this when a rumor was going around that Richard Gear had been taken to a hospital with one of these poor creatures stuck in his rectum. The joke after that was Why can't Gerbils drive Stick Shift, because they can't get out of Gear. Old but still funny. There is also an episode of South Park that deals with this revolting practice.

Ok this is nasty. But not as bad as something *I swear* I witnessed when working in the ER. A guy came in with a broken pickle jar up his butt! No lie. And when they were trying to get him onto the xray table, he said they didn't make me do this the last time this happened SCARY! Not to mention he was a NYC cop. Ok I know cops aren't above some strange activity, but I am sorry, it's just disturbing to me!EDIT: I hope to God, it was from laughing, Eschew. EDIT AGAIN: I agree with you all. Damn you, Jed for peaking my curiosity like that!(jk)Something I really didn't need to know about!

UPDATE: Helmut, I just looked it up too. I'm with you, I wish I hadn't. YUCK! ORIGINAL COMMENT: Flick, oh man I couldn't stop laughing. My sides are hurting right now! You described that so well I thought I was watching a movie. TexasYankee, a broken pickle jar up a cops butt would have been enough to make me look for a new job. lol

GIRLIE, have you turned off the vacuum cleaner? UPDATE: I know you'll all be shocked to hear that I've never done the gerbil thing either, so I'm not an authority. I hope we don't weigh down wikipedia investigating the finer points of felching, today. And, Flick, was that one of Aesop's Fables, is that where I've heard that story before? Anyway, killer moral to the story, I couldn't type for about three minutes! LOL.

Yep...Jed1000's right...Nothing to do wiht gerbils...I just looked it up on wikipedia...now very much wishing I hadn't.

Re: Felching. I hate to admit this in public and in mixed company (and please don't ask how I know) but I know what felching is.. and it has nothing to do with gerbils.

This practice, which I believe is called felching was completely unfamiliar to me until I came across the following story. However, I cannot verify the source and therefore I have no idea whether this story is true or not so please judge for yourself. There was a man who was going to felch his partner by inserting a paper towel tube in his butt and sending the gerbil, named Little Ragu, down to play. When the man being felched wanted to stop he was supposed to say Armageddon! Armageddon! So the first guy inserts the paper towel tube and sends Little Ragu down to do whatever it is that gerbils do when they are up a guy's butt. After a few minutes the man started saying Armageddon! Armageddon! and the first man attempted to get the gerbil back in the paper towel tube. Little Ragu however, was not cooperating and would not come out. So the first man thought that perhaps Little Ragu would be attracted to a bright light. Instead of getting a flashlight this genius lights a match and looks down the paper towel tube. The match lit a pocket of gas that was in the tube which then burned Little Ragu's fur. The fur ignited the gas that was behind him in the man's rectum. With methane as the fuel, Little Ragu as the projectile, and the paper towel tube as a barrel, it literally turned the guy's butt into a cannon and when the gas behind the gerbil was ignited he shot Little Ragu across the room, accompanied by a ball of flame which burned the face and hair of the man looking down the tube. Can you imagine being the first paramedic on the scene? Picture this: You walk in the room and the first thing that hits you is the smell...... use your imagination. You see that there's a dead squashed gerbil on the other side of the room and all of his fur has been burned off. There's a guy lying next to bed with his eyebrows gone and his hair cinged. There's another guy lying on the bed with a smoking paper towel tube sticking out of his butt and he's saying Armageddon! Armageddon! The only conclusion that I could draw is that some people are natural born flaming asses while others have to go out of their way to light the fire...........

although i've never done the gerbil thing..i do enjoy anal by foriegn objects. most interesting so far..vacuum hose..very painful to take out