joyce046 11/04/2008
He seems to be the person with the worst luck. Kind of like most people I know.
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TeresaG 04/02/2008
This poor old guy has been through hell and back!
ILikePie 05/13/2007
Possibly the greatest Simpsons character ever... hilarious
hans moleman 03/22/2006
hans moleman is cool me and my friend think he makes the simpsons and he is the best character of the show. can you make a whole episode about hans moleman please
monkeyz 02/16/2006
if only the other charachters were as good as you hans.
bensd 11/17/2005
WICKED!!!!!!!!!!!
Elf_ears13 10/17/2004
Kissing him is like kissing a peanut! Ha ha ha. Hans is awesome.
Jamie McBain 06/11/2004
Love him in the award winning movie, Old Man Getting Hit In The Groins By A Football. Classic.
Mike Rutch 03/13/2004
My favourite 'simpson' Ok Hans, time to go But he ate my last meal! If that's the worst that happens to you today, consider yourself lucky Are you relly allowed to excecute people in a local jail? From this point on, no talking
alty6905 08/18/2003
You took five minutes of my life and I want them back! Oh, I'd only waste them anyway.
Prof.Chaos 03/27/2003
I love Hans. He's so funny. "My name is Hans and alcohol has ruined my life...I'm 35 years old"
ChunkyLover53 02/09/2003
Poor Hans. He is always so unlucky. He has even died a few times. I wonder if he's the father of Kenny from South Park.
brown 01/27/2003
"welcome to moleman in the morning, good moleman to you"
mr.monkey 12/16/2002
kissing his head is like kissing a penut
UTVOLUSN 04/25/2002
Give me a break, he only appears in maybe 1/15 of the episodes and only has one line when he is in a show. I did enjoy the "I was saying Boo-urns" line, but that's about it.
benfergy 02/02/2002
We never see too much of him! Classic line: "You took ten minutes of my life and I want them back!"
ellajedlicka21 09/24/2001
He's only 35 years old, you know. This guy is simply comical in every sense of the word.
Snoopy 08/24/2001
Springfield's unlucky loser.
Efeichth 06/01/2001
Adds very little funny dialogue to the show.
Shafty 10/30/2000
Hans is a really disturbing character to look at and to listen to, but nevertheless, he is a token character who will usually makes me laugh. He was the only person in the house that was cheering 'Boo-urns, Boo-urns' after the showing of Mr. Burns' short film at the Springfield Film Festival and was once forced off a cliff while towing a double-wide by an impatient Homer. Poor Hans, nothing good ever happens to him, but his misfortune will always make me laugh.
PoorOldEdgarDe rby 10/27/2000
He just keeps dying what can you say about him, he never has a chance to build up a character image. The kenny of the Simpsons.
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