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Hans Moleman

Hans Moleman is one of Springfield's least fortunate senior citizens, as he often seems to be involved in serious accidents. Quote: "If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir."
Added on 12/01/2003
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21 Reviews

joyce046
11/04/2008

Hans Moleman 5

He seems to be the person with the worst luck. Kind of like most people I know.

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TeresaG
04/02/2008

Hans Moleman 4

This poor old guy has been through hell and back!

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ILikePie
05/13/2007

Hans Moleman 5

Possibly the greatest Simpsons character ever... hilarious

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hans moleman
03/22/2006

Hans Moleman 5

hans moleman is cool me and my friend think he makes the simpsons and he is the best character of the show. can you make a whole episode about hans moleman please

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monkeyz
02/16/2006

Hans Moleman 5

if only the other charachters were as good as you hans.

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bensd
11/17/2005

Hans Moleman 5

WICKED!!!!!!!!!!!

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Elf_ears13
10/17/2004

Hans Moleman 5

Kissing him is like kissing a peanut! Ha ha ha. Hans is awesome.

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Jamie McBain
06/11/2004

Hans Moleman 5

Love him in the award winning movie, Old Man Getting Hit In The Groins By A Football. Classic.

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Mike Rutch
03/13/2004

Hans Moleman 5

My favourite 'simpson' Ok Hans, time to go But he ate my last meal! If that's the worst that happens to you today, consider yourself lucky Are you relly allowed to excecute people in a local jail? From this point on, no talking

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alty6905
08/18/2003

Hans Moleman 5

You took five minutes of my life and I want them back! Oh, I'd only waste them anyway.

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Prof.Chaos
03/27/2003

Hans Moleman 5

I love Hans. He's so funny. "My name is Hans and alcohol has ruined my life...I'm 35 years old"

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ChunkyLover53
02/09/2003

Hans Moleman 4

Poor Hans. He is always so unlucky. He has even died a few times. I wonder if he's the father of Kenny from South Park.

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brown
01/27/2003

Hans Moleman 5

"welcome to moleman in the morning, good moleman to you"

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mr.monkey
12/16/2002

Hans Moleman 5

kissing his head is like kissing a penut

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UTVOLUSN
04/25/2002

Hans Moleman 1

Give me a break, he only appears in maybe 1/15 of the episodes and only has one line when he is in a show. I did enjoy the "I was saying Boo-urns" line, but that's about it.

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benfergy
02/02/2002

Hans Moleman 5

We never see too much of him! Classic line: "You took ten minutes of my life and I want them back!"

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ellajedlicka21
09/24/2001

Hans Moleman 5

He's only 35 years old, you know. This guy is simply comical in every sense of the word.

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Snoopy
08/24/2001

Hans Moleman 5

Springfield's unlucky loser.

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Efeichth
06/01/2001

Hans Moleman 2

Adds very little funny dialogue to the show.

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Shafty
10/30/2000

Hans Moleman 4

Hans is a really disturbing character to look at and to listen to, but nevertheless, he is a token character who will usually makes me laugh. He was the only person in the house that was cheering 'Boo-urns, Boo-urns' after the showing of Mr. Burns' short film at the Springfield Film Festival and was once forced off a cliff while towing a double-wide by an impatient Homer. Poor Hans, nothing good ever happens to him, but his misfortune will always make me laugh.

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PoorOldEdgarDe rby
10/27/2000

Hans Moleman 2

He just keeps dying what can you say about him, he never has a chance to build up a character image. The kenny of the Simpsons.

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