He seems to be the person with the worst luck. Kind of like most people I know.

This poor old guy has been through hell and back!

Possibly the greatest Simpsons character ever... hilarious

hans moleman is cool me and my friend think he makes the simpsons and he is the best character of the show. can you make a whole episode about hans moleman please

if only the other charachters were as good as you hans.

WICKED!!!!!!!!!!!

Kissing him is like kissing a peanut! Ha ha ha. Hans is awesome.

Love him in the award winning movie, Old Man Getting Hit In The Groins By A Football. Classic.

My favourite 'simpson' Ok Hans, time to go But he ate my last meal! If that's the worst that happens to you today, consider yourself lucky Are you relly allowed to excecute people in a local jail? From this point on, no talking

You took five minutes of my life and I want them back! Oh, I'd only waste them anyway.

I love Hans. He's so funny. "My name is Hans and alcohol has ruined my life...I'm 35 years old"

Poor Hans. He is always so unlucky. He has even died a few times. I wonder if he's the father of Kenny from South Park.

"welcome to moleman in the morning, good moleman to you"

kissing his head is like kissing a penut

Give me a break, he only appears in maybe 1/15 of the episodes and only has one line when he is in a show. I did enjoy the "I was saying Boo-urns" line, but that's about it.

We never see too much of him! Classic line: "You took ten minutes of my life and I want them back!"

He's only 35 years old, you know. This guy is simply comical in every sense of the word.

Springfield's unlucky loser.

Adds very little funny dialogue to the show.

Hans is a really disturbing character to look at and to listen to, but nevertheless, he is a token character who will usually makes me laugh. He was the only person in the house that was cheering 'Boo-urns, Boo-urns' after the showing of Mr. Burns' short film at the Springfield Film Festival and was once forced off a cliff while towing a double-wide by an impatient Homer. Poor Hans, nothing good ever happens to him, but his misfortune will always make me laugh.

He just keeps dying what can you say about him, he never has a chance to build up a character image. The kenny of the Simpsons.