"This is your Captain speaking, please look under your cushion for a complimentary Swiss Army Knife (w/flexible/non-breakable toothpick) and an autographed picture of Roger Federer."

Let me tell you something. SwissAir is the best airline in the universe. You get your own television and a choice of movies that actually don't suck. Not to mention, real "silverware"!! The flight attendants actually smiled when they spoke to the passengers. Can you believe it?? People who actually look like they're happy to come to work!!

The sucessor airline to this has just annoucned that as of May 25th, 2005, they will be restoring drink(bar) and food service to European domestic routes. AUSTRIAN/KLM/IBERIA - take note of this!

Good - but not a good option for travelling now, as they went bankrupt and stopped operating many months ago!

God bless the Swiss...

Was the best in the world before they went bankrupt. They would bring out swiss ice cream mid-flight for crying out loud!! In coach!! You can't mess with that. Not to mention that the seats were leather instead of that nasty cloth that is on all of the American airlines that retains the nasty smells.