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Big Unit (Randy Johnson)

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Item added by irishgit. Added on 02/16/2005
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numbah16tdhaha
08/16/2007

Big Unit (Randy Johnson) 5

He just needs some filthy theme music to go with the name...

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magellan
08/15/2007

Big Unit (Randy Johnson) 3

Minus two stars for sounding too much like "the big eunuch."

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irishgit
08/15/2007

Big Unit (Randy Johnson) 4

What the hell else would you call a gangly six foot ten inch pitcher with a scary fastball and a host of nasty breaking balls.

Add to that an ugliness so bad he looks like a guy trying out for the lead role in a '80s slasher flick, and you have a hell of a package.

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Twitchin' Monkey
08/15/2007

Big Unit (Randy Johnson) 3

does make for some interesting signs in the stands...

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PlanetaryGear
01/26/2006

Big Unit (Randy Johnson) 4

"The Big Unit" is a fitting nickname for someone so ugly and frightening, that it transcends normal gender-description. If I had a dog this ugly, I'd either shoot it, or teach it how to pitch.

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hotel283
11/22/2005

Big Unit (Randy Johnson) 1

Great pitcher, even though the Jays always owned him, but an awful nickname - too much innuendo, the sniggering six-year old kind.

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minkey
02/16/2005

Big Unit (Randy Johnson) 5

Before he began his baseball career, Randy Johnson was a porn star.

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