Get a look a picture of this guy, and you won't have any doubt about the inspiration for his nickname.

Would be a lock to start on the All-Ugly Baseball team, together with the likes of Don Mossi and Otis Nixon.

Pretty clever nickname for this endless-pile of ugly. The only thing missing is the "teardrop" jailhouse tattoo under the eye. Remember the "flaps down" homerun trot he use to mock the Cardinals in the '87 NLCS? ...Classic.

never realized this was his nickname, but it is one of the more entertaining ones of the past 20 years.