| REVIEWER | RATING & REVIEW |
 | DynaSword11252 (19)
04/30/2008 | First of all no one is going to pearly gates, if saved, they will be raptured, and then face the judgement seat of Christ for rewards,(1 Cor 3) not for sin, but for rewards--I think this is a ridiculous and idiotic title--people think they can form God the way they want, and they have been into so much garbage tradition, you go by His word where it says it--as it says it--to who it says it.
(2 voted this helpful, 3 funny and 0 agree) |
 | lmorovan (10)
04/30/2008 | "Well done, good and faithful servant"
(1 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | ILikePie (49)
04/30/2008 | "You should have seen CanadaSucks' face!"
(0 voted this helpful, 2 funny and 0 agree) |
 | fitman (36)
04/30/2008 | Welcome to the sky... Here's your pie.
http://tinyurl.com/4fjwll
(0 voted this helpful, 5 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Humorbot (21)
04/30/2008 | "Do you want...Do you want to play with my train set"
(0 voted this helpful, 2 funny and 0 agree) |
 | cyclee (17)
04/29/2008 | Welcome home, the God of all Gods.
Crazy question deserves a crazy answer.
(2 voted this helpful, 1 funny and 0 agree) |
 | numbah16tdhaha (144)
04/29/2008 | How in blazes did you get here?
(8 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | HomerSimpsonFamily300 (13)
04/29/2008 | Ok I don't know what would he say to me. But I know that, he is existing, and I can't predict what he would say, or what he has in his mind. I think I have now this time, not stupid in my explanations.
(0 voted this helpful, 1 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Molfan (56)
04/29/2008 | come on in, everyone is accepted and not judged here. { assuming so since you already passed the judgement day}
(4 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 1 agree) |
 | FranksWildYears (47)
04/29/2008 | You're early. Come back later.
(4 voted this helpful, 1 funny and 0 agree) |
 | oscargamblesfro (75)
04/29/2008 | I don't know, but IF certain reviewers on here are right, God will probably say you're not going to hell, heaven, or purgatory... by the way, God ( who I know is a black chick) will say I've got something special for you.. Actually, the fundies were wrong all along, the Eastern religions are right, reincarnation's real.. God'll shout:
It's back to the dysfunctional substance abusing promiscuous family with irish, magellan, and canada for you, mister!
(1 voted this helpful, 1 funny and 0 agree) |
 | irishgit (135)
04/29/2008 | We've got a corner table waiting, and the first round's on the house.
(6 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | LastMessenger3 (40)
08/23/2006 | Welcome home!!!
I've been waiting for you.
You made me proud.
(7 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | JohnSpina (17)
04/26/2006 | THE BIG GUY (or gal):Hey,I got a henway for you.
Me:What's a henway?
God:About 5 pounds.
lol
(2 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | sfalconer (21)
04/26/2006 | Hey nice to see you your dad's been waiting for you.
(1 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Vudija (92)
04/25/2006 | If He/She exists I'd hope, as most would, that I would be welcomed into Heaven.
(4 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
| DumbBlondeCowgirl (23)
04/22/2006 | I'm surprised to see you here, Brandy. What the hell, come on in!
(3 voted this helpful, 1 funny and 0 agree) |
 | zuchinibut (35)
03/24/2006 | I can't say what I would want God to say to me. I think if God were to speak to me at that point, that anything he said would probably be amazing. Its all up to him.
(4 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | JonTheMan (27)
03/23/2006 | "Don't worry, I won't tell the Devil you're here."
(2 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | scarletfeather (45)
12/03/2005 | "Come on down! You're the next contestant on the...."
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | traderboy (25)
10/31/2005 | "The past is precisely that, but the present is what we make of it. Forgive my transitory deficiencies, embrace the possibilities, and perhaps we may yet discover the clarity we all seek."
(1 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | PlanetaryGear (52)
09/10/2005 | Come on in.
(5 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | ma duron (60)
09/09/2005 | GOD does exist - don't you know? Start the question over.
(2 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | kamylienne (77)
04/28/2005 | You did the best you could.
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | texasyankee (21)
04/28/2005 | welcome, we have a table set for you with moses,lincoln,mark twain, and Ben Franklin, all your favorite foods, and remember! You don't have to worry about gaining weight in heaven.
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Tweazer (11)
04/28/2005 | I've been really looking forward to today. I've missed you. Now the fun can really begin.
(4 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Sundiszno (30)
03/28/2005 | Surprise! You made it after all!
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Beelzebub (1)
03/18/2005 | I'm sorry sir, there's been some kind of mistake. . . . Just kidding.
(2 voted this helpful, 1 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Flick01 (71)
03/02/2005 | Welcome. I think you know that your being here is proof that I love you.
(4 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | James76255 (17)
03/02/2005 | I'm sorry, we made a mistake. We were suppose to take Leonardo Dicaprio. Would you like to switch places with him?
(1 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Beres (3)
03/01/2005 | Your ex husband is down below roasting like you prayed for.
(0 voted this helpful, 1 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Bird808 (52)
03/01/2005 | Thank you for listening.
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | CastleBee (80)
03/01/2005 | Well done good and faithful servant. Followed by, The line to smack the haughty look off James Lipton's face forms to the left.
(1 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Mr.Political (18)
02/28/2005 | Don't worry, the liberals aren't here.
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | OrangeCharlie (5)
02/28/2005 | Your loved ones are that way.
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Jar-Jar Binks (16)
02/28/2005 | I love you Jar-Jar. Come on in, my son.
(2 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | jgls (12)
02/28/2005 | you will be sharing a room with natalie wood and marilyn monroe.
(2 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | souljunkie (20)
02/28/2005 | Ive been watching you close since your early thirties. Im glad you got rid of your anger issues and your womanizing ways. I always knew you had love in your heart for your fellow man so I wanted to welcome you here. Your rooming with all the guys from Aerosmith until your wife and kids join you! I hope you dont mind all the visits from the angel supermodels.
(1 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | LanceRoxas (40)
02/28/2005 | welcome, come on in hopefully
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 | Djahuti (53)
02/28/2005 | Come in,all your friends are here
(5 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | PzKpfw VI E (26)
02/28/2005 | As long as its not something along the lines of You are not welcome here, I'll be fine. Something like Your family, and Marilyn Monroe are waiting for you. Oh, Mr. Guderian and Mr. Manstien are waiting in the lounge for discussion. That would be heaven. As long as I see George Washington and Jimi Hendrix playing Air Hockey, I'll be happy.
(4 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Donovan (127)
02/28/2005 | Well done...
(4 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Mad Hatter (37)
02/28/2005 | Bathrooms down the hall and to your left.
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Skizero (13)
02/28/2005 | sorry about John Lennon, but we really need him for the band up here.
(2 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | CanadaSucks (45)
02/28/2005 | Not bad kid. . .you fought a good fight.
(8 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Randyman (101)
02/28/2005 | Welcome home, Randy, We've been waiting for you.
(8 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
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