doodoobutter 10/14/2009
All you haters of Joe Satriani, you obviously don't play the guitar and have no fucking clue the mastery at which he plays. Listen to Summer Song, Crystal Planet, Crushing Day not only are the melodies better than any other band of the last 30 years he's just fucken crazy at guitar. I've played for twelve years and can say that if I can play his music than I'm pretty good. All I can say is pick up a fucken guitar and try and play at his level YOU CANT!! Oh yeah and what the hell is this people saying Vai is better YEAH RIGHT he might've been the student but his music really sucks. "For the love of God " already his music sucks, get that through your heads. Better than Van Halen, Petrucci, Hendrix, and yes Alexi Laiho as much as I think he's amazing too. I can't believe how many people actually say Satriani is a speed demon They must have him confused with douchbag Malmsteen.
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sideshowbobby 07/20/2009
not many ppl know how to surf with aliens
handtherapist 05/23/2009
I am a guitarist and I would be in heaven if I could play as skillfully as Joe but in spite of all his skill I find his music trite and boring. My favorite best guitarist is John Petrucci. I think his skill level acutally surpasses Joe plus musically I find his work very emotionally compelling as well. I can happily listen to John over and over again while I have to force myself to listen to Joe.
dudemann5798 04/16/2009
Satriani is probably THE best virtuoso guitarist ever. "Statch Boogie" is one of the best jams ever. "Surfing With the Alien" is a very good piece of work. And now he's in Chickenfoot with Sammy Hagar, Chad Smith, and Michael Anthony! Satriani is one of the best, if not, THE best guitarist(s) ever. Case closed.
front476 01/23/2009
Oh the Satch man. If you've ever heared any of his music then Youlll definately have an opinion one way or the other. I think he's one of the best to date.
Jonnn 01/12/2009
One Best modern technical guitarists (Y)
logiotek 12/18/2008
It's funny because people that think of Joe as "speed demon without substance" are ignorant beyond hope and probably haven't heard more than 5 songs from this master and therefore should not even be allowed to comment. Epic fail guys, because JS is widely regarded as one of the most melodic players in the world. He does demonstrate unique and very exceptional technique, phrasing, and speed but that only amounts to fraction of what this man is as a whole. He is a musical genius and a true artist. Literally half his work is melodic and mellow you can fall asleep to. Problem is that his public image is distorted by snobbery toward virtuosity...
gasman477 11/30/2008
A technical master. Lighting fast speed, but not many people will listen to music without words.
Brent72188 10/30/2008
Who needs words when you can play like this.
VanHalenIsGod 10/11/2008
over rated. like vai, he's mostly flash and very little substance. if you like mindless speed demon guitar, i guess he's what you're looking for.
caroline112 10/08/2008
my # 1 when i heard him make animal sounds....smoothest flow i've ever heard...
Spike65 08/22/2008
Great technician. I defy you to listen to his songs.
The Masked Cracka 08/19/2008
great player but I wouldn't pay to see him
rebuilding 07/14/2008
great talent, but a little goes a long way for me.
lordinera 07/13/2008
Master!
ANDREW57 07/11/2008
Amazing guitarist with innovative theories
Rob670 07/02/2008
Talented, but I never listen.
Will292 06/22/2008
awesome saw him in concert blew my mind
Not Dead Yet 06/20/2008
good taught kirk from metallica
kinger75002 06/20/2008
Great guitarist, and oh does he know how to use both hands! One of the very few who can play melodies with both hands. Technically awesome. However has a tendancy to have too much flare and show and not enough melody and song.
TheRealDragonb oy 06/08/2008
Not only one of the most underrated, one of the most diverse talents ever to pick up a guitar. Smooth licks, emotionally powerful, technically masterful. While hes easily as fast as anyone on this list, sometimes a few notes can be just as powerful and impressive as any speed lick. Satriani has mastered this art (witness "always with me, always with you). His non-inclusion in the top ten is a travesty that robs this list of any legitimacy.
Limpin' Trenchfoot 05/20/2008
Not as talented as Vai?? Viz playing technique there's nothing to separate them. But as for the quality of tunes, Satriani cr*ps all over Vai from a great height. The great thing that separates Satriani from bigger names such as Clapton, Slash etc is that he can sustain high quality playing throughout one 5 minute tune to the next and not just the odd 1 minute solo here and there. I've also listened to a lot of other 'shredders' like Malmsteem, Tony McAlpine, Gary Hoey and loads of other similar widdly types. Sure they can play but boy are they boring! Just one Paganini inspired riff after another. To his credit Satriani's avoided all that pretentious and self-indulgent neo-classical metal tosh and doesnt let speed etc get in the way of the tune.
I've knocked one star off my original rating. Although there's no doubting his technical mastery he's come up with some pretty mediocre albums with Prof Satchifunkilus as bad as the red album and Engines of Creation, which IMO undermine his credibility.
musicfan11 05/01/2008
"I would venture to say that the average age must be in the low 20's. JImi Hendrix showed more creativity in 1 song than Satriani has in his entire career. He is just another fretburner. THis poll should be renamed "Favorite" " Wow sour grapes dude, I'm 41 by the way. Another example of someone who can't accept someone better come along and takes it to the next level. Listen to the music for a change and maybe you'll understand what it's all about. Joe is the current master bar none at he moment. Sooner or later someone else will come along. It doesn't take away from anyone else it's more of a compliment. We all learn from the masters before us and some make it better...so get over it.
senrat 04/14/2008
Awesome guitarist!! Technicaly stunning!! It never gets old listening to any of his songs due to the complexity and crazyness of them.
jClutch 03/14/2008
Technical brilliance. Feel, soul, precision. He is amazing pure and simple.
Snakepit22 03/12/2008
Driftwood is right, Joe is no Hendrix. He actually has range and can play the same thing twice if you asked him. Don't get me wrong, I love Jimi, but Joe has music for every mood. If you don't think "Strange Beautiful Music" has a listenablility factor of about 10.infinity, you probalby don't have a soul anyway.
Zetara22 02/15/2008
He's no Hendrix
metalhead1991 01/25/2008
deffinately my favourite guitarist of all time, vai is amazin aswell
ROCKTRAIN69 12/20/2007
One of the best in the world. Joe is fantastic.
BajaBruce 12/03/2007
OMG you folks have rated this technocrat over Jimi Hendrix?!?! That's the equivalent of rating Tiny Tim over Mozart. Whoops that is probably over most of your heads. I would venture to say that the average age must be in the low 20's. JImi Hendrix showed more creativity in 1 song than Satriani has in his entire career. He is just another fretburner. THis poll should be renamed "Favorite" guitar players.
Planetol 12/03/2007
What separates Satriani from other great guitarists is that he's also a great composer. And great composers such as Satriani or Knopfler are gifted with melody. That's a real musician's specialty. The guitar is an instrument for the music. It's not about playing guitar as such. Even when he's playing fast it's still music unlike some of these other shredders that sound like they're practicing scales. Satch has it all. Great feel, great tone and an uncanny ability to tell a story on guitar. He's a living legend.
angryjed 12/03/2007
Technically, he's probably the best. But I just don't find his stuff that great to listen to. Listenability has to be a factor besides just technical skill.
KillEmAll91 11/11/2007
Not many can compare
sdzdg 11/10/2007
great guitarist
aaadd 10/20/2007
Beautiful
rayrose 09/04/2007
ill take feel over soloing anyday.
rikadog 07/11/2007
Awesome guitarist of so many styles
iceman9 07/07/2007
Joe Satriani is by far the greatest guitarist of all time. He is all about music - as a language unto itself, without the need for words. He would be rated higher if we weren't such a "pop" culture that demands catchy predictable scores drowned in vocal rhyme. Anyone who has seen Satch live knows there is no equal. I've never seen anyone whose songs are so complex actually play them better, faster, more intense, without pause for 3 hours on end. You think Eddie Van Halen is #1?? Ha! Have him solo non-stop at twice his normal "live" speed for 3 hours with only a 15 minute break, and then compare them. (Let alone the whole music composition, score and emotion categories)
Mirandor 06/29/2007
What's to say...amazing solos. Any album will do!
Chrisrianna 06/25/2007
Joe is a terrific guitarist and is very, very talented. He gave Steve Vai and Kirk Hammett guitar lessons and sometimes they still seek his help. My favorite songs from him are "Satch Boogie", "Always With Me, Always With You", "The Crush of Love" and "Hordes of Locusts". If you like Satriani try and find Greg Khin: "Live-King Biscuit Flower Hour", because Joe is his guitarist and plays great, without sounding like any of his own stuff and don't forget that he was also Mick Jagger's guitar player when he would tour.
mihulka3 03/17/2007
Waht a great guitarist!
Pigmypuff 03/14/2007
Simply the best!
Loerke 02/10/2007
The sovereign lord of the overhyped, faintly ridiculous category of the Self-Sufficient Guitar God. I'll admit that I actually have a couple of his albums and listen to them occasionally, though never with other people. How many fans would actually listen to this at a party? There's something a little puritanical or scholastic about this style of music. Anyway, Satriani is definitely smarter than most, and he actually invents and maintains some interesting melodies. Unlike many of the others in his fiefdom, there's not a hint of the thrash-trash here either. He just needs to lose those sunglasses.
cablejockey 11/20/2006
I remember him from Flying In A Blue Dream, and The Forgotton PartII. Distinctive style and a great sound.
Meike 11/19/2006
Great guitarist who has influenced and commanded respect from a generation of players. I'm not a huge fan of the solo guitarist genre, He does bring more to the table than the likes of Vai, Malmsteen and others who followed. To me they all started sounding the same after awhile.
tacoun 11/18/2006
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ILikePie 10/13/2006
How can Satriani be so low? He is one of the greatest guitarists in the world; he should be in the top 5! Below the Edge? Come on, people! Satriani rocks!
Builder4Life 09/18/2006
Makes all the other guitar players look like amateurs!
James34785 08/24/2006
Great tone and great songs. Some extraordinarry in Flying... and Love Thing and Always. And I will go on and on.
Gromit 04/09/2006
Excellent rock guitar virtuoso. He's amazing, BUT, there's 'something missing' with Satriani. Maybe he relies too much on effects, and many of his manic runs and solos SOUND THE SAME!
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