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Rick Rockwell

Rick Rockwell became famous when he married Darva Conger on the TV show "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?"
Added on 12/01/2003
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Chalky
10/26/2008

Rick Rockwell 1

I think the singer Rockwell got more time w/"I always feel like somebody's watching me, (and I got no privacy).'

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PassTheLoot
08/03/2007

Rick Rockwell 1

One star for taking primetime T.V. and replacing it's good shows with a realty series.

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scarletfeather
12/12/2005

Rick Rockwell 3

I wouldn't have wanted to marry him either. It's pretty pitiful if you're a millionaire but you have to go on TV to get a wife.

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coleslough
12/23/2003

Rick Rockwell 1

sucky comedian

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EmpressofUnive rse
09/27/2003

Rick Rockwell 5

I don't know if I OUGHT to post my opinion HERE, considering that most posts HERE are nasty.<BR> I'm going to rate Rick as a club comedian, as that is his job. <BR> Rick is not the same as his fellow comics, in that comics of today tend to prefer to write their OWN jokes, instead of relying upon stock jokes, and their own jokes, of 20 years ago, as Rick does. There was a MAJOR uproar over the conflict Buddy Hackett had with Joe Rogan, on the show "Last Comic Standing." Joe had dissed a comic, for using a stock joke, while Buddy thought it was perefctly OK-that it's NOT the joke, but the way you tell it! Exactly so. Old-time comedians, like Hackett, and Jack Benny, and George Burns said the same thing: a COMIC says funny things--a COMEDIAN says them funny. <br> Rick Rockwell doesn't fit in with his peer group, because he IS a comedian. When I went to see him, I realized that he reminded me of comedians of the 1940's-60s era. He COULD'VE been a latter-day Bob Hope-- who IS one of his heroes--Rick tends to emulate him, in speech cadence, and rythm, as well as mannerisms; such as the hand to the necktie, the GRRRRR--ROWL sound, and this manner of --I'm not sure how to describe it--a sort of comical breathing, whilst telling a joke. Rick, indeed used to do Hope and Groucho impressions, before turning to his dead-on Ross Perot ( which I enjoy! I always thought Perot should've just gotten his own TV series, instead of running for office! ), and Droopy Dog, et.al., etc.<BR> Rick's problem, is, that he refuses to update his act, which makes it difficult, in that he endures cruelty from his fellow modern-day comics, who take a pride in writing their own topical, risky, risqué material. Like Joe Rogan, most of them work blue; did any of you hear Rogan's risqué routine--first heard nationally, on Howard Stern's show--where he and another man had --um--impromptu anal sex? Likewise, the talented Craig Gass, who also guest-co-hosted Stern, who can morph into ANY impression, on the spur of the moment. I saw Gass live; and the difference between, and his type of comic, is that THEY DON'T CARE if the audience HATES them, OR are OFFENDED--RICK DOES! <br> Rick wants to be LOVED--that's why he won't take a risk, trying new material. He only will do what's tried and true, and gets laughs. He plays it SAFE. Gass and others take RISKS, and are proud of it. BUT the feeling and mood of between they and the audience is DIFFERENT than it is with RICK and HIS: Rick gets the audience into a powerful connection, more like a singer -- like Frank Sinatra, himself, whom I was privileged to see --and like Frank, Rick FILLS the room with his presence. Rick HAS talent. It's his personal magnetism, which may NOT come through, except if you see/meet him live. <BR> But his sad "frugality" P-offs too many people--and left him in the sad state of affairs, whence too many of his colleagues dissed him, instead of defending him. RE: the sad TV show: Rick was in a state of midlife crisis: his dad had been diagnosed with diabetes ( and had a heart attack ); his hair was fallen out drastically; he'd had 20 years of various relationships that had gone badly, ending; and he was the last of his 5 siblings to be single. He thought he'd give it a try, considering it Kismet/Karma that an invite to be on WWTMMM came as he was perusing a dating site/researching for a "book" he was compiling on dating. BUT he was screwed over by the latter-day Chuck Barrisses ( Mike Darnell and Mike Fleiss ), who loaded up the show with wanna-be actresses, and not enough serious wannabe-wives.

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forgotten hero
07/22/2003

Rick Rockwell 1

I knew that his game show marriage wouldn't last. He ended up with some dumb bitch that didn't even know that they would be legally married.

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tj92101
05/21/2003

Rick Rockwell 1

He picked his perfect match!

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TimBSDCA
10/11/2002

Rick Rockwell 1

Second best reason to throw away a TV.

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Jaws
03/05/2002

Rick Rockwell 1

I can't stop laughing at this picture of him RIA is using. I'm rating his intelligence (or lack of). I watched the show (yes I know. I don't have a life) and I couldn't believe who and what he picked. Duh. First of all he made an ass of himself by going on TV and showing everyone how stupid he is for thinking he can actually have a marriage with one of 50 women he doesn't know. Hello! These women are whores! They were bought. Second he picked an onery bitch who thought she wasn't obligated to anything and left him a virgin and was butt-ugly to boot. Rick, you were basically just paying for sex. It was over before morning. At least you could have picked someone with whom you could have done something with. That 19-year-old was hotter and she looked more ready and willing than that mental case you picked. Man, you've sunk below the typical male jerk!

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otlady27
12/06/2001

Rick Rockwell 2

What a loser. He and Darva deserved each other. The show was the biggest joke and mistake in the history of TV. This guy is such a dork, you don't know whether to feel sorry for him because he made such an a-- of himself or to just laugh!

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Potch1214
11/02/2001

Rick Rockwell 1

Lying, cheating scum. A lousy excuse for a human being.

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Jamie_QT
04/08/2001

Rick Rockwell 1

If you had to create your own TV special just to get married, that just proves that your to weird or ugly or something to get married in the traditional way: meet a girl, if you like her, wait a while, mostly 2 years of dating, if it works out, you should marry her. Maybe this whole thing was to be the most famous married couple for a while.

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jazzpurrr
03/28/2001

Rick Rockwell 1

I think the whole situation was just pathetic.Dumb old Rick needed to jump start his "career" so he did something drastic.Darva?Just happened to want a free vacation?This from a woman who said,often,she made a huge salary before she became "famous"?What I want to know is this:Remember on the show,all of Rick's friends rated his bride to be?Where did they go? Think they are still in hiding? The two of them deserved each other.

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CastleBee
03/27/2001

Rick Rockwell 1

What do you do when you lack talent, taste, have run out of ideas for staying in show biz yet are good at lying and whinning - that's right, become a contestant on the worst possible theme for a reality show of all time! Both he and his lovely bride have my vote for biggest boobs of the last 10 years.

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Rick Rockwell 3

Sure, he's a huge geek, and a total loser to have to go on a game show in order to get laid. I think his plan backfired though...I doubt seriously that Darva gave him any, so he is probably still a virgin. But I must admit, I feel sorry for the guy. He may be a dork, but he took a beating in public and he had to endure marriage to the B*tch of all B*tches, Miss Darva. Better luck next time, Rick. Here's hoping you lose your virginity sometime before the next millenium.

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vmikiv
03/27/2001

Rick Rockwell 1

even worse than Darva.

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Ruby
03/27/2001

Rick Rockwell 4

Didn't deserve the attacks he took in the media. Sure, he's a loser. But at least he stands by his word, unlike stupid Danver Conger.

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