| REVIEWER | RATING & REVIEW |
 | irishgit (153)
05/01/2007 | Something discreet and unintentional, followed with "excuse me" = ok.
Belching "Old McDonald had a farm" while accompanying yourself with basso farts = not ok.
Unless you're with a very unusual woman......
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 | CastleBee (85)
02/14/2006 | Depending on how it's handled (i.e., covering his mouth and excusing himself vs burbing with gusto and without apology), this does not carry quite the same stigma as farting in public. That is, unless he's been chowing down on something like brocolli and pickled eggs. Aewh!
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 | scarletfeather (54)
12/08/2005 | ...unless it's someone you want to disgust and alienate, in which case, why the hell did you ask her out in the first place?
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 | BlueOrchid (43)
12/08/2005 | I definitely agree with hotel...My ex-boyfriend made a habit out of it and it was just disgusting.
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 | hotel283 (20)
10/27/2005 | Hell no, thats a first date classic, accidental or intentional. She'll remember you and , if she has a sense of humor and you don't make a habit of it, she'll be charmed.
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 | numbah16tdhaha (156)
03/25/2005 | This can kill your chances. UPDATE: Lance just reminded me of a phrase of my dad: Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?
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 | LanceRoxas (41)
03/25/2005 | Oh come on... better out then in right?
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 | jakemr33 (6)
03/23/2005 | I have no problem burping loudly in front of a girl, although I might refrain if it was the first date.
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 | Mr.Political (20)
03/23/2005 | A low-key, unintended belch followed by an excuse me can be tolerated, somewhat. But it is recommended that you refrain from breaking into the Star Spangled Banner on the first or second date in an elegant restuarant (or any place, for that matter).
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 | helmut (16)
03/23/2005 | Nowhere near as stupid as getting your thing pierced.
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 | Mad Hatter (38)
03/23/2005 | It's like shooting yourself in the foot.
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 | alpepper (22)
03/23/2005 | Wow hon, I never knew I could belch, vomit, fart, poop, pee, spit and blow my nose at the same time. Your place or mine?
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 | AndrewScott (73)
03/23/2005 | Belching Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star is never going to impress your lady or her mom.
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