This purports to reveal truths about an individual by reading the bumps on their head.

There is a lesser known Irish version of this called O'phrenology, which purports to drive truths into recalcitrant individuals by putting bumps on their head with a shillellagh. This method was developed by Dr. Paddy O'Hooligan.

I did this this other day with a UFC fighter by the name of Frank Mir. All the bumps on his head told me was that Brock Lesnar beat the ever lovin' shit out of him...

Wait a minute. . .someone verify this for me. . .

Is this the old system of checking the bumps on the head?

Great stuff. And one must consider that, in its time frame, was probably a logical and appropriate starting point for examination. We've come a long way (with much more to discover) but this is quite a funny yet revealing start at psychology/medicine. . .

I got konked on the head with a beer bottle once and I know this works.

I accidentally bumped my head on the merciful part of my brain today so I'm giving this pseudoscience a damning one star!