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Magnet therapy

Item added by Enkidu. Added on 03/23/2005
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6 Reviews

Ridgewalker
07/14/2009

Magnet therapy 1

Genghis: Yes there is money in it.

Everyone: Take it from me...this is absolute horse shit that has been resurfacing every 80 years or so. I know. A Japanese company (which will remain unnamed) made a major play at recruiting me. Whenever some multi-level (oh...excuse me, did I mean to say, Network Marketing?) company tried to recruit me, I had one stock answer for them: "Send me your products and I will try them." This is a great way to get free stuff.

Well, I got (and still have) a complete line of their products: shoe inserts, flat pads that you place over the afflicted area, under your cloths. back rests, penis wraps, G-Spot locaters. Their reps seemed nice enough, so I went to a "meeting". It was hilarious! You could see the outline of the magnetic pads under their cloths, over their asses, inside their bras and they were constantly adjusting them as they shifted around from movement, like walking, or standing up. After the meeting, they would meet and greet the prospective recruits and after asking them if they had any aches, pains, or tumors they would lend them a magnetic pad to place, strategically, over the afflicted afrea.

"Now, how does that feel?"

"Oh, that feels great!"

I repeat...yes there is money in it.

(By the way, the only product that I liked was one that didn't have any magnets in them. It was a fleece back rest that was embedded with ceramic cones that reflect your body heat back in your direction.)

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irishgit
07/14/2009

Magnet therapy 1

If there is anything to this, my ex-mother-in-laws fridge has to be the healthiest spot on the planet.

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GenghisTheHun
07/14/2009

Magnet therapy 1

Is there any money in it? If so, I shall become a magnet therapist! I have lots of old metal laying around.

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articleworld2
05/18/2006

Magnet therapy 5

Check out this introduction article on Magnet therapy:
http://www.articleworld.org/Magnet_therapy
Content:
* 1 Magnetic therapys benefits
* 2 Criticism
* 3 Magnetic products
* 4 Scientific proof

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Flick01
10/12/2005

Magnet therapy 3

This is most effective for parents that need to discipline children who have multiple face piercings.

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kamylienne
03/24/2005

Magnet therapy 1

Hehe, I wonder how this one works for those who have an excessive amount of body piercings . . .

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