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Paula Jones

Paula Jones became famous when she filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against U.S. President Bill Clinton.
Added on 12/01/2003
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edt4
11/13/2008

Paula Jones 3

Thankfully, her 15 minutes only lasted 15 minutes, but she did manage to parlay all that sleazy publicity into a reasonably becoming nose job. As Don Imus once said before the nasal surgery (and I paraphrase), "That nose of hers looks like a gopher trying to eat its way through her face."

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GenghisTheHun
05/02/2006

Paula Jones 4

I am thankful that we don't have to see her any more, but she scared a President enough so that he backed down and skittered away after heaping abuse and bombast on her. She gets four for standing up to all that power and making it blink. Way to go, Paula!

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Ripperanewa
04/27/2006

Paula Jones 1

Bill Clinton to Paula Jones:

I told you to lick my erection not wreck my election!

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miketou
02/24/2006

Paula Jones 1

Granny Clampett during her prime.

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scarletfeather
12/12/2005

Paula Jones 2

Hideous creature. I'm not doubting Clinton asked her for a blow job, but she certainly doesn't reflect well on his taste in women.

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inhumanmonster
12/11/2005

Paula Jones 2

Liar

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HelloKitty09
09/22/2004

Paula Jones 1

It's hard to feel sorry for Paula Jones when she posed for Penthouse and appeared on Celebrity boxing match. Is she really a victim or a media whore trying to capitalized on her 15 minutes of fame?

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EschewObfuscat ion
08/04/2004

Paula Jones 4

None of us observers really know whether this woman is/was a headline seeking gold-digger because there is no pattern of prior behavior that is part of the public record on her. We do, however know a few things: 1). It was James Serpenthead Carville, a paid consultant on Clinton's presidential staff, who stated on TV, When you drag hundred dollar bills throught the trailer park, this is what you're gonna get. 2) Bill Clinton did have a history of marital infidelity and abuse of the office of governor in the past, and HE initiated the liaison with Paula Jones. 3). Pre-plastic surgery Paula certainly fit the profile of Gov. Clinton's potential conquests (with apologies to post-plastic surgery Paula). 4). Well documented subsequent activities on the part of Pres Clinton are consistent with the story, making her version of the story credible, and his version of the story an aberration. 5). The character assassination on the part of Clinton, his staff, the press and what seems like every hard-core democrat is a most telling pattern of behavior. 6). There are several organizations to which Paula Jones should have been able to turn to seek assistance for an unsubstantiated charge of workplace sexual harrassment. None of them gave her any help or support. 7). If PRESIDENT Clinton were lying, it wouldn't be the first time. 8). Gone Away's last comment is very clever. You decide.

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Groovy
08/03/2004

Paula Jones 3

Paula is/was a simple, naive southern girl who was offended when Slick Willie Clinton dropped his pants in front of her and ordered her to kiss his weiner. Some people may not agree that constituted sexual harassment, but everyone has to agree it was uncalled for and unseemly to say the least. You have to admire her chutzpa for sticking to her guns and fighting the most powerful man in the United States at the time.

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terrabyte
04/28/2004

Paula Jones 1

Media whore.

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jgls
01/11/2004

Paula Jones 1

the best part of her 15 minutes was the pummeling tonya harding gave her in the celebrity boxing match.

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coleslough
12/23/2003

Paula Jones 1

NOSE

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forgotten hero
07/22/2003

Paula Jones 1

Just a piece of trailer trash that wanted her 15 minutes of fame. It's obvious that nothing happened because she's so damn ugly and that she waited until Clinton became president to file charges. I guess filing false charges against a governor isn't good enough for some people.

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Moosekarloff
06/10/2003

Paula Jones 1

This one cracks me up. She wanted to be the girlfriend of the Arkansas Governor, who was a married man. So she was a adulteress wannabe from the get-go. Then when Big Bill wanted her to pogo on his pego, her nose, which in size rivals that of Bullwinkle The Moose, got out of joint and she eventually made a big stink in hopes of cashing in, namely, getting fifteen minutes of fame and some quick dirty money. Just like a ho. Then, after she squeezed some dirty money out of Clinton and sullied the public discourse with her trampy nonsense, the slut turns around and takes it off for Penthouse. What an exemplar of morality and proper conduct! The Queen of Propriety!! So just and respectable and oozing with probity!!! Well, at least she's oozing with something. Like Velveta Cheese, trailer park spume or someone else's filth and germs.

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ponerse
06/02/2003

Paula Jones 1

Damn was she ugly.

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CanadaSucks
05/28/2003

Paula Jones 1

What a horrible voice. She is lucky the prez didn't have her killed like a decent Kennedy would.

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Redoedo
05/24/2003

Paula Jones 1

Repulsive and disgusting. Slick Willy has absolutely no taste in women.

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President -X-D
04/29/2003

Paula Jones 5

Robbed of her day in court. Perjury is a crime, Mr. Clinton.

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Vudija
04/28/2003

Paula Jones 3

If more people would speak out against people that sexually harrass them, then maybe we would have a world with less sexual crimes. I commend her for speaking out against him, it was brave of her to come out and go against the President of the US. Yes he is only a person, but he is a person of power and influence and to challenge him took guts. Good for you!

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Mat Mann
03/14/2002

Paula Jones 4

Cannot give her a 5, as greatness is reserved for legends and heroes. But I do get tired of all the Bill "Sexual Harrassment" Clinton defenders attacking the women he attempted to grope/molest. And it took courage for her to speak out, knowing that the REAL trailer trash like James "Serpenthead" Carville would try to destroy her with the usual, tired Democratic tirade. Way to go, Paula- sorry you lost to Tonya "Kneecaps" Harding last night and hope you kick her you-know-what in a rematch! You may not be the better boxer, but you are definitely the better looker! ;)

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Solenoid DH
03/08/2002

Paula Jones 4

It takes a lot of courage to tell the truth publicly about that slimey egotistical creep we had for a President. Way to go, Paula! I wonder where all those feminists were who failed to support you.

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Potch1214
11/02/2001

Paula Jones 1

See my comment on Gennifer Flowers and Monica Lewisky, and add that she got a nose job and you have a terrible rating.

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abichara
08/26/2001

Paula Jones 4

In reality, there would have been no impeachment scandal had it not been for the Paula Jones sexual harrassment lawsuit. Her lawsuit allowed for the investigation of a low level Pentagon official named Monica Lewinsky. Really, I do not see what Paula Jones did wrong. She placed a lawsuit on Clinton for exposing himself to her when she didn't want him to. Strange how she was demonized by the left for a sexual harassment suit when they are the ones who claim to be for women's rights.

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Frank15
04/17/2001

Paula Jones 5

Now what does everyone have against Paula Jones? What kind of society is this, where people hate those who have been sexually harassed? We should applaud her effort, for being brave enough to come out and say something. What she looks like has nothing to do with it, and it's completely unfair to judge her based on that. She was wronged, and I am proud of her coming out as she did. Paula, you've helped a nation realize just what kind of person Bill really is. Don't be ashamed!

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callmetootie
04/10/2001

Paula Jones 1

Oh go bury your coleslaw dear because I hated you from moment one. You are so annoying and such a bitch. I can't stand you, you are too afraid to go out into the world.

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Paula Jones 1

Yet another one who is proud to be a part of the "Clinton Sex Scandals Hall of Fame." I am more amazed that Bill harrassed Paula in the first place. I mean, is he blind?? All jokes aside, plastic surgery did nothing for her. Clinton is gone! Can we please stop hearing about his ho's?!

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