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joltcola
02/01/2010

Heineken 3

its a pretty good smooth beer. ive only always had the big bottles so they get ruined and skunked but still it has a certain charm to it. i would put it in the same vein with bud, st. pauli, newcastle, asahi, sapporo, dos equis etc.

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Kid_Icarus
01/16/2010

Heineken 3

A very drinkable beer, but if you have spent time in Holland talking to the Dutch people (I have) they think it is akin to our Budweiser, a kind of standard cheap beer. (It is the cheapest name-brand beer next to Amstel Light there, except if you try to buy it in Amsterdam in which case they hike up the price because American tourists will pay for it). I think it has a great clean taste, but is not a premium beer... A great middle of the road beer.

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myopinion87
01/02/2010

Heineken 4

I don't mind this beer too much. I have only had it a few times, but it seems to have a uniquely crisp, almost refreshing taste. This brew also has a nice little "bite" to it. Not a bad one to kick back with every now and then.

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tappakeg
11/28/2009

Heineken 2

This is not the Heineken that I experienced back in the 70's and 80's. I have tried it at restaurants simply because the only offerings were mass-produced American lagers, and found it to be underwhelming. I was recently given a 12 pack of bottles. My brother and I agree; this beer has a strange berry-like nose and aftertaste, completely lacking in hops bite.

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Gris
10/21/2009

Heineken 3

Pretty good from the Tap, Otherwise, not much to sing about. Gets the job done, but Not my favorite, then again, I prefer Ale.

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lma3113
07/07/2009

Heineken 3

Heineken is a decent beer. The flavor isn't has heavy as some other beers, which is refreshing. If you go to Amsterdam you will see it everywhere, but try to try something you can't get in the states.

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Entranced
07/04/2009

Heineken 3

People have started to realize that Americans are beer dumb. If you can fizzy, flavorless, piss colored beer all day, then certainly they can sell you a skunked import. Tastes like a lot of American beers, just skunked and slightly more flavor.

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frinji
06/20/2009

Heineken 5

My favoriye. good taste, goes down smooth, and gets the job done

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imogen
06/20/2009

Heineken 3

I have heard that Heineken in Holland tastes much better than Heineken that is exported. I used to like this beer a lot, but that was when I was just beginning to enjoy beer. However, now I rarely drink it because it kind of tastes like your average "light beer" but without the annoying aftertaste of most American light beers.

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Ryan C
06/02/2009

Heineken 3

Heineken is a decent berr. It has a crisp taste, without too much of an aftertaste. It is not to expensive, which is an added plus.

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mo918
05/29/2009

Heineken 3

Out of all the beers I've had, there hasn't been as big of a disparity between tap and bottle. In a bottle Heineken is nothing special, almost skunky. On tap, it's so much smoother and it smells considerably better. Anyone else feel the same about this beer?

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rpdlit
05/26/2009

Heineken 3

its ok... its a lot better in amsterdam at the brewery

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synalo
05/13/2009

Heineken 3

I love this beers taste, but i always feel like it takes to many to get me drunk. And that's not good because it's pretty expensive.

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saas
05/11/2009

Heineken 5

Its the best beer for me and second place is Corona.

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Spike65
05/06/2009

Heineken 3

A step up from American lager beer. Try the "keg" cans to avoid potential "skunky" tastes from using green bottles. A pale lager that is perfect for the style. I have the remnants of a 12-pack in the beer fridge right now. Nice hot weather selection. Kind of the Cadillac of "lawn-mower" beers. Not overly sweet and just enough bitter hops for good balance.

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PCPeter774
04/26/2009

Heineken 4

This happens to be one of my favorites always refreshing not as heavy as stouts or porters but gots more bite in the taste department than your topical budweiser. Little after taste. Make sure you keep this S.O.B cold. Even though there is beer with higher quality out there for what it is I give a 4out of 5, good light beer go for the keg cans ( no skunkage).

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Astromike
04/26/2009

Heineken 2

I alil too powerful for my liking. I prefer a bit more smoother lager and or beer. I will drink it if its there, but not a huge fan. A lil over priced compared to other brands as well.

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tmoney26
03/25/2009

Heineken 4

It's a good beer if u are tryin to just sip and watch a movie or watch a football game, but if u are tryin to get drunk it will take awhile because of the strong flavorable taste, but overall pretty damn good!

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Heineken 4

I haven’t tried many beers but this is one of the smoothest beers I’ve ever had. It pours light yellow with a wonderful aroma of barley , malt, and hops

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Shaggyb
01/31/2009

Heineken 1

You know that taste you get after you throw up in your mouth? Great, now you know what heineken tastes like.

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MrSandman
10/17/2008

Heineken 5

Heineken is the greatest beer i'v ever tasted. It's the only beer that I really drink.

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ruanrushedin
09/24/2008

Heineken 3

A very drinkable beer. Not the best out there, bot nearly bad.

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fb1153591391
03/16/2008

Heineken 5

My favorite beer!

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mobilebuzz
03/07/2008

Heineken 4

not bad

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Wiseguy
03/06/2008

Heineken 3

I'd drink one if someone offered it to me.

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fb672736917
03/03/2008

Heineken 4

tastes better in the netherlands

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Larz1
02/24/2008

Heineken 2

Bitter as gall. I'm being generous with a 2 rating, but I've had worse, so I'll save the 1's for the bottom of the bottom.

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trebon1038
02/24/2008

Heineken 1

I don't get it...this is a really popular beer, and I can't stand the stuff.  Its bitter.

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fb718435230
02/19/2008

Heineken 3

duno.. cnt drink it!

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fb563396310
02/10/2008

Heineken 3

A little too bitter for my taste.

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fb1013978127
02/10/2008

Heineken 2

Skunk nasty!

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fb532186518
02/08/2008

Heineken 4

I don't drink much beer, but it is a good kind.

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fb505905643
02/05/2008

Heineken 3

Why not? Tasted better beer than this but also tasted worse.

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StregaPez
02/01/2008

Heineken 3

It's good, but if I'm going to spend money on an import, I'd like something with more flavor.

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Automatt
01/14/2008

Heineken 3

I like this beer. After a certain level of premium beerness I can't tell the difference between lagers, though. It tastes better than Rolling Rock but not as good as Becks.

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fb561531391
01/12/2008

Heineken 1

i hate beer

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fb1481130078
01/07/2008

Heineken 3

i guess its ok...ive only tasted it once.

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fb697988833
01/06/2008

Heineken 1

Do not drink beer

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fb506579686
01/05/2008

Heineken 5

Anything from Holland is amazing

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fb613346685
01/04/2008

Heineken 2

hmmm.....it's not Corona?

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fb713573060
12/28/2007

Heineken 1

One of my all time least favorite beers. I would sooner not drink than have a Heineken!

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fb588255687
12/23/2007

Heineken 2

hahahahaha...ahhh...never tried it...=_(

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Lacrymosa
12/16/2007

Heineken 4

A light, highly carbonated beer that tastes a step above American Macro Lagers (Budweiser/Miller/Coors). Heineken goes down easy and has a refreshing taste with a slight hops aftertaste. I like Heineken from a bottle, one of my favorites, but those popular "mini kegs" taste like crap and aluminum.

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fb718694821
12/16/2007

Heineken 3

Waa my beer of choice when I was 19

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fb584970085
12/07/2007

Heineken 1

why would i do this?

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fb612160625
12/07/2007

Heineken 1

Don't drink alcohol

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fb726540539
11/30/2007

Heineken 4

Enak, tapi masih lebih enak Bir Bintang!

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Ac Nelson
11/27/2007

Heineken 1

no!

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fb733652605
11/26/2007

Heineken 4

good stuff

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fb657901604
11/26/2007

Heineken 3

ok

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