New York has an Ocean!!?

It's acceptable if you can find that tiny plot of sand in between the pretentious upper E/W siders, frustrated in their attempt to escape their shoe box apartments for the weekend for the joy of sleeping 20 in a room made for 2, and the bridge and tunnel crowd that's out looking to fornicate with anything that can't run away. In the summer it's like a recurring nightmare, where you dream you've finally alluded all of the people you want to get away from, only to find out they all went to the same travel agent.

East Hampton Beach is extremly beautiful and bright in those nice, sunny summers out there. The water is beautiful and the people are extremky friendly.