Schlitz Malt Liquor (Red Bull) 5

Tastes even worse than the blue bull, but I have to give it five stars for the memories. Back in the day when I could only buy beer on 44th and Lancaster in West Philadelphia, it seems that all they sold was Red Bull. And as youngsters, that's prett much all my friends and I drank. I'm not sure if the extra aggressive buzz that Red Bull seemed to produce was due to the Red Bull itself, or things like hormones and growth spurts, but it sure did the trick.