Cleveland, OH
5
Cleveland is, frankly, great, and I would like to write a rebuttal to the gentleman lunatic who wrote the review right below this one. His main complaints about Cleveland--by the way, he seems to keep referring to NE Ohio rather than Cleveland, which makes me suspect he doesn't actually live IN Cleveland or visit it often--seem to fall into four categories: a) complaints about the people; b) complaints about the economy; c) complaints about expired food; d) culture. He neglects to mention any of the cultural institutions in the city, and sounds like he's not leading a very happy life--(cf. the rant about expired food). But now to address the complaints:
a) The People: I lived in Cleveland for over 20 years and never had any problem with people shouting "buy American!" or religious zealots running after me (though they are creeping into some of the suburban school boards... so watch out). Or rednecks??? My recommendation would be: meet new people. Obviously, there's weirdos there (and aren't weirdos interesting?), but people in Cleveland are also generally, well, nice, something which can't be said of, say, the majority of the East Coast.
b) The Economy: point taken--Cleveland does need to readjust to the post-industrial, globalized world... and in fact there are several plans in place to do so. Nevertheless, point taken. (The Score, by the way, is at this point, Cleveland 2, Gentleman Lunatic 1).
c) The Expired Food: I think the fact that I've given an entire, lettered category to this complaint says all I can say about the absurdity of this. (Cleveland 3, Gentleman Lunatic 1).
d) Culture: GL writes "Turn on the biggest 'News radio' station around here, WTAM on any given moment during the evening, and all they have are sports talk shows ad nauseum... So the next time you want to hear some good, world class news on the radio, and all you're able to hear is how many times the Cleveland Indians catcher picked his nose and scratched his ass in the year of our Lord, A.D. 1984, you'll desperately long for some real culture!"
OK, here's my question: if you want "world class news," why are you tuning into WTAM, a talk radio station catering largely to sports fans? (Every major metropolitan area has a dozen of these stations--why pick on Cleveland?) Why not, say, WCLV or any of the 3-4 other NPR-carrying stations in the area?
Speaking of which, if you "desperately long for culture" (which, by the way, I don't buy for a minute from this guy), how about the Cleveland Musuem of Art, which is now doubling in size, and which is superior to just about every art museum I've been to in the country (save of course for some of the NY museums, the Boston Museum of Art, etc.)--it's better than any museum in equally large or larger cities, such as LA (it's better than the LACMA) or Seattle or San Francisco.
How about University circle, generally? Natural History Museum? Cleveland Insitute of Art and the Cinematech? Botanical Gardens? Cleveland Museum of Contemporary Art? They're all there...
How about the Cleveland Orchestra? By far the best orchestra in the country, and second best orchestra in the world... well, they don't play on WTAM, so...
How about the music scene generally? Didn't MacSweeney's Believer Magazine just advise people not to go to NYC or LA or Portland or even Detroit, but CLEVELAND for new music? Machine Go Boom? The Volta Sound?
Oh, how about one of the top couple public library systems in the country?
How about the Cleveland Metroparks? They were rated the best in the country... you can take a nap there, they're quite soft and nice.
(Score: Cleveland 2,222, GL 1)
Well, I could go on and on, but I will point out some flaws with Cleveland: 1) public transportation: except for the Rapid and a few small trains, public transportation is basically bus-based. Cleveland really needs to institute a rail system into the suburbs and, my word!, reopen the subway? 2) Yeah, the weather's bad for a couple months... but so is Boston, NYC, Seattle, Portland, Toronto... Cleveland really needs to get its act together about the weather. 3) Cleveland's done a bad job selling itself as a city, especially to tourists. The public transport situation doesn't help this, and neither are you, Drew Carey. That Cleveland Rocks song isn't helping anything.
But so yeah: I highly recommend Cleveland if you're sick of cities which are completely full of themselves (ahem, NYC), are totally overpriced (ahem, Boston, SF), or which are basically just a big sham (LA).