Well, right now I am pretty pissed at Shav for declaring for the NBA draft. First, how could he abandon Duke right before they have a good chance of going all the way? Second, does he REALLY believe that he's going to get anything out of it? He's going to be a 2nd round nobody...we haven't seen him really be great since high school. Oh, I'll never understand. With guys like Marvin Williams, Andrew Bogut, Sean May in the draft, does he seriously think he's going to get any attention? Poor, misguided Shav. Even shelden didn't declare.

He looks like he would smell like a baby. Does that make sense? Know what I mean? Plus, his mom still cuts his steak (I'm not kidding). I heard about it in some article in the News Observer from 2003. Also, I hear from a reliable teacher in Raleigh (my brother in law), that his Mom is known as like a super bitch - that she used to come in and threaten teachers with their jobs if they gave him anything less than an 'A' for a grade on a paper, test, final, or anything. Rumor has it, she still does that stuff for his little brother. NERD!