Can you say....TEABAG?

Imagine this - you are 6ft 6, you play football, you attend Dook, and you go to a frat party in Chapel Hill! You pass out! (this is not a joke) Drunk Tarheel students lay their testicles on your forehead, AND TAKE PHOTOS! (you can see these photos in FHM magazine). The nerdy part is, I didn't hear about him exacting revenge! I would literally murder you if you did that to me. ESPECIALLY IF YOU WENT TO DOOK! NERD ! NERD ! NERD! Jesus, why did he go to a Carolina party in the first place? And why did he not pace himself? You pass out at a TARHEEL FRAT!? NERD! I would kill myself if I was that stupid.