Huh? You're a millionaire, and you cheat your teammates at poker? That's not the nerdy part. The nerdy part is, Jerry Stackhouse catches you (and this is with the Pistons if I remember right), he bitch slaps you across the face in front of your entire team, your eyes start to water, and you do nothing to 'Stack for bitch slapping you. This is a well documented incident. I have also read somewhere that he used to stare at his teammates jimmys in the shower - which probably had more to do with Stackhouse slapping him than the cheating at cards did, if you want to get to the root of things. Plus, him being a Dookie, 'Stack was probably unfairly looking for a reason. Either way, Christian is a nerd. And even though it was UK and not UNC, I will never stop being pissed about him stomping on that dude's chest in the tourney. Great character those Dookies have, huh? I guess they get it from Coach K. Furthermore, it pisses me off that the media keeps saying 3 headed monster to describe the frontline of Miami. More like, 2 headed monster and a lame, Dook, bench warming, nerd, NBA bust. Laetner sucks. 3 headed monster my ass. NERD! And he used to have a serious bowl-cut. Which, in my opinion is as bad as the mullet, if not worse. UPDATE: WildKAT - I like you guys. Check my comment on UK under mens college basketball teams current. Yeah, ol Christian wasn't such a tough guy when the UK boy jumped up like WHAT! was he? Anyway, check that comment I mentioned. You guys shouldn't hate Carolina so much. We mirror each other. We are the REAL traditions.

Wow, Bluetarbaby - thank you from a UK fan. If there is one name I hate in all of Basketball it is Laetner. The nerd should have been thrown out of that game. It is good to hear someone besides a UK fan say what you did - believe me, we have been saying it for years. And all you hear is how classy Dookies are, give me a break.

Louie, I would not call him a choir-boy especially after the legendary Kentucky-Duke game where he acted... well inappropriate to say the least.

He might have looked like a choir-boy,but he didn't play like one.At least not while at Duke.

In my opinion, Christian is the biggest Duke nerd... right under the pimple faced Reddick. Die Dookies.

He's that tall, lanky kinda dork. Usually they grow out of it but not him.