Well....I am gonna go out on a limb here.  I happen to be a Seagal fan (of his older stuff). 

You have to realize most martial arts movies are pretty poor acted.  You watch them for the fighting not the acting. I agree his acting SUCKS,  but I watch his movies to see him kick ass, and break arms and legs!  Which he did an AWESOME job of in his earlier movies.  Has not had anything memorable these days.  To me his best fight seens were in Marked For Death. 

5-stars for a hilarious listing. . .someone take a bow. . .Does Segal have pictures of Hollywood producers sleeping with cub scouts? How on earth did that guy keep working?

It's not that Steven Seagal movies are so awful. It's the fact the Seagal himself seems to have very little acting ability. As far as individual movies, 'Under Siege' was a good action movie (largely because of Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones). But give credit to Seagal for playing himself in a Mountain Dew commercial (which may have been his best acting role).

I actually agree with this. His movies are AWFUL.

he could be on a list of the people i truly can't stand.

Have to agree. Once heard him referenced as the "thinking man's action star." Haven't figured that one out yet.

Under Seige was tolerable so not all are bad.

Steven Seagal does great movies.

Ever notice how they got the same guy to do the voice in the commercials for all his movies, and they all have this dramatic line: STEVEN SEAGAL (dramatic pause) IS . . . . (insert name of movie). Just once, I'd like to hear this one: STEVEN SEAGAL (dramatic pause) IS . . . OUT OF WORK!!!

Steven Seagal is a wannabe martial arts master who has absolutely no artistic talent. He can't act, he isn't funny and he isn't intersting in any way shape or form. Who's idea was it to put this goof in action movies? Loved Will Sasso's Seagal spoofs on Mad TV; anything else related to Seagal is not worth my time.

Ive got a handful of his movies. Im guilty of liking a lot of crappy action movies. Mr. Seagal seemed to become a worse actor the more movies he made if that is possible! His break out movie called Above the law was his best. his style of fighting was new at the time and seemed believeable compared to all the Aisian kung fu crap or the pretty boy stuff Van Damme was making. And he really seemed to be a better actor. As he grew older, his physical appearance along with what I think was just hollywood power made him lazier and less appealing. His movies since the turn of the century have been generally awful. Even I dont like them!

I like many different guy movies but I could never enjoy his movies. He just doesn't impress me, plain and simple. He also seems to be going through an identity crisis. Hey Steve, you're NOT Asian! Stop dying your hair black and wearing those holy man clothes. He also comes across as conceited which is a big turn-off.

The thing that I find funny is, he's not all that good looking, and in the films whenever there's an extended shot of him, he is obviously posing, to get his best side It's a bit distracting how he does that.

As with Van Damme, his early movies weren't half bad. He just started taking himself way too serious and his movies suffered, big time. His movies have become unwatchable now.