 | Randyman (103)
06/18/2005 | VFern, what a crappy topic,lol. GoneAway, thanks for the tip. I used to have friend when I was a kid, who, when his grandmother came to live with them, subcribed to this method, and at certain times of the day, she would come and get him and make him use the toilet, he would cry, yell, stammer, but she would always get her way. I remember thinking How does she know he has to go? I guess you would call that a preemptive sh*t.
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 | souljunkie (20)
06/17/2005 | Good for you man. If you dont once a day, something is wrong or you have a shi--- diet! Nothing like a good woman to remind you that your nothing special huh? LOL.
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 | kamylienne (77)
05/28/2005 | . . . Lance, thanks for the most descriptive and imaginative narration of defecation I think I've ever read.
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 | LanceRoxas (40)
05/28/2005 | With newspaper in hand I head toward my glorious throne as beautiful housemaids sprinkle flower petals at my feet... as the light sound of birds chirping outside my window serenade my movement onto the seat... and with a light squeeze of my abdominals the smell of vanilla pot pourri emanates throughout the room and seeps ever so gently under the door as the rest of my kingdom basks in my wonderful scent and greets me with their kind words and thankfulness.
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