Remember Jesus Quintana in The Big Lebowski?  As the Dude stated, "[T]hat creep can roll, man!"

Which one are they talking about ?  The religious figure, or the bowling guy from The Big Lebowski ?

"The wrong Jesus"? Which one would that be? 

UPDATE: Maybe it's the one these two gutless little trolls believe in.

Never have this problem much. I just tell folks that I believe in Jesus Alou, who was under-rated compared to his brothers Matty and Felipe. Good field no hit.

What's the problem?

Well I don't mind it so much when  someone's nice about it. It must be insufferably arrogant and condescending if you're of  some other faith or of some non- approved Christian faith  to have some fanatic, not a genuinely nice person, but a pushy sort banging on your door ready to judge you and castigate you  though. You don't have to worry so much about it if you live from, say, Philadelphia on up.

I'm not sure that I understand... do you openly profess your worship of Jesus Jones (you know, the guy who sings "Right here right now/There is no other place I wanna be")?

There's more than one? UPDATE: All praise HEEEEYSOOOOS. Maybe a slick latin dude is the extra one. Good call, Hatter!

Maybe they mean Heysus. Phonics, anybody?

There is no doubt that there is only one Jesus Christ. There is also no doubt that Jesus existed. The question is whether or not you accept him as your savior. You don't have to, nobody demands that you do this; it is your choice and yours alone. Faith in Christ is difficult at best to explain to an unbeliever, but once you have it, you can't deny it. It is as real as the nose on your face. You can tell people about miracles, even show them medical documentation of such miracles but until the unbeliever is ready to believe they will not because they choose not. It is all about choices. Science is based on fact and theory. Belief in Christ is based on fact and faith.

i was not aware there is more than one. you can tell me all you want that he is wrong but i know in my heart and soul that he is not and never will be.

TJgypsy2, whether or not you believe Jesus is our lord and savior. If you are going say he doesn't exist, you might as well say that George Washington didn't exist. You don't wan't to believe he was God's son, or even believe in God. But he was a real person. I mean, do you not believe in Jay Leno either? He was a real person, there is no question by ANYONE of that. The only question that close minded people have, is whether or not he was born from a virgin, the son of God, not that he never existed. Stupidity, just plain stupidity.

Thanks for the bible lesson, GoneAway. On this one I figure that, since I don't believe in any Jesus, then I certainly can't be believing in the wrong Jesus. Though I have to say, I agree with CastleBee, I was always taught that there was only one...so how can you pick the wrong one??

I just want to know how many Jesuss there are anyway. I mean, if there is more than one (of the messianic variety) then I was not aware of it. The vital question would seem to be then, do people having deathbed conversions have to pick from a list and be validated in order to move on? This may sound flip and, if it does then three cheers and congrats for developing a sense of humor to someone out there because it was intended to be. But, the thing is I really am seriously concerned about this implication of the duplicity of Jesus (yeah, I know this is really a witty way of implying that you just dont have your doctrine straight.). I think most people understand this concept that there is only one Jesus. And, as I understand it, you can be accepted into his kingdom simply by calling on him and asking. I don't think you have to pass a battery of tests that cover the workings of the universe. For all I know, you dont even have to solve the story problems so, good thing for me. But, even if you did have to take a test and say the Catholics don't get all the answers right and the Baptists muck up the spelling or the Holy Rollers get carried away and their papers end up undecipherable due to wrinkling dont you think that the first part is enough? So, to the nit pickers enjoy your tedious, anal retentive life. I do my best and thats all I can do. But one thing is for sure; I do not expect to have all the answers in this life. Therefore, Ill keep going as long as I can draw air into my lungs and hope and pray that I manage to keep the faith. And, I believe that Ill just leave the rest to Christ. As long as he knows who he is and I keep trying to put the picture together I think itll be okay.