My favorite Teresa story was during her husband's phoney baloney "populist" campaign. The Democrats cooked up an event in a fast food joint.  True to form, Teresa rose to the occasion.

Seeing an item on the menu, she demanded to know what "chili" was!  Some little server had to tell her that it was a meat based product eaten all over the USA.

Fabulous story!

yeah, this coming from a ketchup heiress!

oh my god... know your facts or SHUT UP

Did you hear about Mrs.Kerry's brain?It was in a pickle and she could not catch up.lol

what a lovely first lady she would have made. the one quality of a first lady is class and how you conduct yourself in public. she would have been a mess and the brunt of jokes for the next 4 years if her husband had been elected.

This from the heiress. Riiiiiight.

If Heinz Kerry was trying to start a little scrap over who'd be the better First Lady, she tripped over herself as she entered the ring. First, her dis of Laura was inaccurate. Two, even if Laura Bush had never aspired to more dedicating herself to her family, it's in bad taste to criticize a woman's choice to be a traditional housewife. Most people laughed off this gaffe, which Laura handled with class. Secretly, I'm sure many people we're hoping for more of a cat fight, though.

Does it really surprise anyone that this hagged out party girl doesn't consider being a respected professional as having held an actual job? And just what the devil has SHE been doing between keggers? She missed her calling - had JK been elected she would have provided some of the best comic relief ever to be visited on DC.

What a great reminder for one of the many reasons why Sen. Kerry didn't win the election. Man, for a gold digger like her, she's got a lot of nerve.

And what job did Teresa ever have?