I have my Moments. Eloquence has never Been my strong Point.

I admit it! I do this intentionally and unintentionally.

Be very careful of Spoonerisms, especially on Valentines Day when you are trying to describe a Cupid stunt.

Slip of the tongue and transposition of corresponding vowels or consonants in a phrase named after the Reverend William Archibald Spooner (1844-1930), Warden of New College, Oxford, who was notoriously prone to this tendency. Some of his quotes that may or may not be true are: "The Lord is a shoving leopard," "It is kisstomary to cuss the bride," and others.

Discovering another good one is one of the little everyday joys that enrich life. Spoonerisms are like sugar-free sweets for the mind.

Speakers prone to spoonerizing would be well-advised to not to use the following phrases in polite company: "four of hearts", "cozy rock", "loopy picker" or "twist my fat".

Definitely speech impediment heaven.

This is one of the thingies that made me fall in love with my boyfriend. Therefore we can't spoon in bed, cuz we get way too sweatty in about half a second. But than we speturn to roonerism to fake up mor it :)

Ceally rool (really cool). My 6th and 7th grade English teacher got me hooked on these.