That was easy.  My mother was a real beauty.  RIP.  My dad, on the other hand was not. He turns 95 this spring.  She is gone thirty years.  What justice is that?

By the way, I look like my dad.

"Yeah, but my Mom hasn't banged every Hell's Angel in the Flamino Hotel," was my response to some little prick when I was about thirteen.

it was more like my mom can beat up your mom

Lol, this one really would have rolled off my back if someone would have had the nerve to say it. Not because of me or anything that I would have done, but because I was blessed with a mother who had movie star good looks. My mother really was prettier than theirs, and they knew it. Even at 76 years old, she's still being wooed. No, to make a statement like that would have just been embarrassing to them.