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Proctologist

You are surrounded by buttholes all day. Plus, nobody ever wants to shake your hand at parties.
Item added by James76255. Added on 07/11/2005
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11 Reviews

irishgit
04/24/2008

Proctologist 1

If I was making two commas a year, I could spend some time looking at colons.

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Automatt
02/23/2008

Proctologist 2

Could do a lot worse than to be a physician.  Plus, I'm sure there are benefits.  You could, for example, get the ASSMAN license plate like Kramer.

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numbah16tdhaha
03/27/2007

Proctologist 3

Hmm... butts. Pays well... but its all butts... (numbah ponders this one)

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CanadaSucks
03/26/2007

Proctologist 3

Oh, relax you neat-nicks. . .certainly not our first choice but money solves some of our professional dilemmas and distates. . .you'll always get a great parking spot at the hospital- that alone is worth the stench for about twenty minutes. . .

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Flick01
03/26/2007

Proctologist 3

As others have noted, if the pay is outstanding I'd go for it. Otherwise if I'm going to work in a dark hole I think I'd rather be a coal miner.

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blue47
03/26/2007

Proctologist 3

Yes, but think of the new faces you'll see

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Molfan
11/29/2006

Proctologist 2

not a occupation I would want, but I am sure they are cryin all the way to the bank. they get a money for their profession. so if they do not have a problem with looking at behinds all day, they are set. and thank goodness there are doctors who are willing to choose this particular area as their profession.

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mobilebuzz
11/29/2006

Proctologist 1

Uhmm... What would proctologists have to say about the "Fanny Floss" that's being advertised by Yahoo! Shopping on this page at this very moment??

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James76255
07/13/2005

Proctologist 2

The money is definitely good, and anything that takes that much education can't be considered the worst job anywhere. Still, there is the fact that everything in their life... house, cars, kids college fund... sits in the balance based on people's butts.

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helmut
07/13/2005

Proctologist 2

Ok, if you make six figures, it can't be THAT bad.

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texasyankee
07/13/2005

Proctologist 1

I worked with an er doctor whose main job was this. I once asked him why he chose his profession, he said because it was the most highly special position in a dr's field, therefore made a lot of money. He was a hoot, too. He would rename all of the girls into the names he thought they should have been named. I was Wanda. WANDA?? yikes

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