Wally's abject sloth and laziness actually gnaws at my nerves at times. Reminds me a bit of George Costanza. I didn't think people like him existed, until I met "Fat Gary" at my place. Fat Gary's work cycle is like this: Divide a work hour into four 15-minute segments:
Segment 1: Drink Coffee and Talk to co-workers (but not me, he knows better)
Segment 2: Go out for Smoke Break
Segment 3: Drink Coffee and talk to wife and friends on cell phone
Segment 4: Go out for Smoke Break.
Repeat 8 times.
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