Very true, you can pee anywhere, like on the sie of the road without having to worry about croutching down.

. . .not if you block a slapshot with your groin during a power-play in hockey. . .

having a penis is great, but sometimes you can get in trouble by thinking with your little head. as the saying goes, GOD gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate of of them at a time.

I guess this is pretty sweet. There are indisputable advantages to having a penis. It wasn't always so. Around Junior High it used to stand at attention with no provocation whatsoever and you'd be mortified at the idea of having to get out of your desk for any reason. But it makes peeing easy and sanitary, and women seem to like them.

It has a downside for those who let the "Commanding Officer" make all their decisions.

Its true.....guys have penises.

Rated low, because I obviously don't have one...but...I don't see how your having a penis is any better than women having a vagina. I don't see the point.

Oh wow. I'm not commenting on this one considering I don't know what it feels like to have one. ROFL.

A little operation can solve that problem.

. . . kind of a defining trait for being a guy, I thought. I mean, I GUESS it's great that you guys can stand up to pee. But, quite frankly, they look kinda funny. I've seen only a few (You know those nude models for art class? Yeah, well, the ideal male form was apparently unavailable for the job. And, also, it seems the room was cold) and, well, they pretty much look like they've been stuck on there as an afterthought. I mean, I'm not saying female parts are all that great to look at, either. But for guys, it's hanging out and around.

In my experience, this is as likely to be a source of trouble as a source of good times. Pretty much a middle of the road thing.