An urban Cirque du Soleil for the undateable.

Upcoming events:

Monday morning: Wet diaper contest.

Tuesday afternoon: Free Kool-Aid for the girls. Must have id.

Wednesday all day: Smoothie belly shots.

Thursday: Poop contest.

Friday: Babies gone wild.

Saturday-Sunday: Dogs only, the meaner the better. 48 hours slugfest featuring clowns, mimes and Carrot Top. Fence closes at 10:00am Saturday. Open again at 10:00 am Monday morning after CSU exits the area. Fortunately, no further shows are scheduled.

I think the target here is single MILFs. Maybe I can borrow one of my nephews as bait...

Hopefully, fellas, you're trying to pick up some single yummy mummy, and not one of the denizens of said playground.

Otherwise, you're just creeping me out.

may be nice if you do not mind that the person most likely has children.  if that if fine could work.

Unless you're fond of wearing a single white glove and once pranced around on stage with your four brothers, avoid this one at all costs

Pedophilia doesn't interest me. . .

( . . . before anyone says it, we're talking about the adults supervising, NOT the kids . . . ) Could be a pretty good idea, especially for single parents looking for someone else who likes kids (hopefully not in the creepy Michael Jackson sort of way). It's a matter of having like interests.