I loooove pissin' you off...........it gets me off.......like my lawyer...........when the F'in judge lets me off. Great line, great F YOU to protesters, great song. I'm a lit fuse........anything I do.......bitch, it's news. Take a hint haters. You're the best promo he's ever had! HA HA. Half the stuff I hear, watch, or read, I would've never even heard about until you spoke out against it. HA HA! You're your own worst enemy. The hilarious thing is, my favorite artist, writers etc are in no danger by me telling you this.........you'll read this AND KEEP DOING IT! That's how dumb you are. UPDATE: I had to give Ghengis a helpful, because even though he's hating on quite possibly the hottest lyrics in rap history, I found myself bobbing my head to his comment. Honestly, that was pretty cool. I was wishing I had the instrumental to go with his comment. By the way, GHENGIS, you did get one lyric wrong. I think it's illest not illicit. Still, though, pretty cool. Did you get the lyrics from the internet, or did somebody in your household have the record? That's not a slam. I'm seriously curious. UPDATE: GONEAWAY, I think he cares about the troops more than you think. I don't think you're understanding where he's coming from if you don't see that. Furthermore, the song 'Soldier' has NOTHING to do with the soldiers you're talking about. If you want to hear him say something on those soldiers listen to the lyrics of 'White America', 'Square Dance', or 'Mosh'. 'SQUARE DANCE' which is on this list touches on that a little more, and in a funny way. 'White America' and 'Mosh' aren't lighthearted AT ALL THOUGH.

Hey, move over Beethoven. The Ode to Joy in the Ninth Symphony is going to get beat down by one of the greatest songs ever, Soldier by that artiste, Eminem. Here are the stirring lyrics. I'm a soldier I'm a soldier Da da da da da I'm a soldier I'm a soldier Yo Verse #1 Never was a thug, just infatuated with guns Never was a gangster, 'til I graduated to one And got the rap of a villian, for weapon consealin' Took the image of a thug kept sh*t appealing willin to stick out my neck for respect if it meant life or death Never lived to regret what I said When you're me, people just wanna see if its true If it's you, what you say in your raps is what you do So they feel, it's part of ya obligation to forefill When they see you on the streets face to face are you for real? The confrontation ain't no conversation if you feel You're in violation, any hesitation'll get you killed If you feel it, kill it, if you can conceal it, reveal it Being reasonable will leave you full of bullets Pull it, squeeze it, 'til its empty, tempt me, push me, p*ssies I need a good reason to give this trigger a good squeeze Chorus I'm a soldier These shoulders hold up so much They wont budge, I'll never fall or fold up I'm a soldier Even if my collar bones crush or crumble I will never slip or stumble I'm a soldier These shoulders hold up so much They wont budge, I'll never fall or fold up I'm a soldier Even if my collar bones crush or crumble I will never stumble Verse #2 I love p*ssing you off, it get's me off Like my lawyers, when the f**king judge lets me off All you motherf**kers gotta do is set me off I'm violating. All the motherf**king bet's be off I'm a lit fuse, anything I do b*tch is news Pistol whipping motherf**ker bouncer 6'2 Who needs bullets? As soon as I pull it You sweat bullets an excellent method to get rid of the next bully It's actually better, cause instead of you murdering You can hurt 'em then come back again and kick dirt in them It's like pouring salt in your wounds, assault and get sued, You can smell the lawsuits as soon as I waltz in the room Everybody's hearts just stop, they call the cops All you see is b*tches coming out their halter tops Running and ducking at the Hot Rock's parking lot You'll all get shot, whether its your fault or not Chorus Verse #3 I spit it slow so these kids know that I'm talking to em Give it back to these damn critics and sock it to em I'm like a thug, with a little bit of 'Pac influence I spew it, and look how I got you b*tches rocking to it You motherf**kers could never do it like I can do it Don't even try, you'll look stupid, do not pursue it Don't ever in your life trying to knock the truest I spill the illicit sh*t ever, could drive me to it So ticcy toc, listen as the sound ticks on the clock Listen to the sound of Kim as she licks on the c*ck Listen to the sound of me spilling my heart through this pen Motherf**kers know that I'll never be Marshall again Full of controversy, until I retire my jersey 'Til the fire inside dies and expires at 30 And Lord have mercy on anymore of these rappers that verse me And put a curse on authorities, in the face of diversity Chorus yo left, yo left, yo left right left yo left, yo left, yo left right left yo left, yo left, yo left right left yo left, yo left, yo left right left

Em is entertaining but could not possibly considered for best song ever. I like 'this' song, but come on.