These sound like the names of someone's prize show dogs not children

Sounds like three sorority sisters from Auburn who are prone to getting "tipsy" on Southern Comfort and doing the starting defensive line Fridays before the game.

Cute names, I actually like them.

Wow, what is it with celebrities, obsessed with instant gratification; by giving their child a weird name somehow makes the child unique? I'm sure famous kids have enough challenges growing up without constant questions on why they have such a strange name. What do they say, my parents were weird?

A basket of kittens.

(5=it should be illegal to name children while obviously high)

With these kinds of names, I don't know whether to greet them or give them dog biscuits.

It's cruel to even name a toy poodle any of these names.

Saints preserve us! Wouldn't expect this out of Bob Geldof at all! Sounds like hookers yeah...wait.. sounds even more like a trio of drag queens.

Rated based on how weird it is; I don't see why it's been rated so low. So people only think these names or "kind of" strange? I'm assuming the parents were hippies and wouldn't be slightly surprised if it comes out that ecstacy was involved during each of their deliveries. *I'm being mean, oh well!*

They sound like a bunch of Shih-Tzus.

These names automatically cancel out any brownie points he accumulated for goodwill he has engendered, starvation he has prevented or lives he has saved, by organizing charity rock and roll events. Good lord, what was this man thinking!? At least the kid with the last one will sort of feel special during the holidays each year.

Terrible names. I actually saw some of the kids in question, Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches and Pixie, I think. I was perusing the magazines at WH Smith at Heathrow airport back in the early nineties, when I heard the familiar sound of kids pestering their Dad to buy them something. I glanced up when I heard the Irish accent, to find that I was standing next to none other than Sir Bob Geldof. 'Go ask your mother', he said, returning to the Financial Times. Off they toddled to Paula Yates, who was in another part of the shop, to try their luck with her. Extraordinary names, but judging by that little vignette, ordinary kids - back then anyhow.

Do you get the feeling that this person really wanted a herd of poodles?

I would name my daughter fifi...I think that's a suitable name for a girl...as for the others, Slightly off the main for me.

I think I'd disown my parents when I got older for sticking me with any of these names.

I was thinking strippers, but hookers could work as well, or porn stars...

This is what you name your daughters when you want them to grow up to be hookers.

Perfect names for a dog!