Rebel, Rocket, Rogue, Racer

Now starring in Saturday morning cartoons

Again....pet names.

Hmmmmm, what should I name my four new race horses...

I thought I read somewhere about a new TV pilot with some kids who are dirt bike racers with these names. At least they are a good play on alliteration, for the next batch how about, Sparrow, Sprocket, Spruce and Spacer.

This quartet borders on child abuse. Show a little respect for the children who have to go through (at least part of) their lives with these dumb labels!

These would all work fine as nicknames but as given names they leave a lot to be desired. I don't see anyone wanting to invest their money with someone named Rogue Rodriguez.. or voting for someone named Racer Rodriguez. Hopefully their father will find them all work in the entertainment industry.