While it is true that people basically look better when your plastered, you do not want to have "performance issues" either.


Settle on a nice good buzz instead.

First of all, for most males, if they're actually shit-faced, not much is going to happen.

Somewhat drunken sex can, and I emphasize CAN, be spectacular. But it shouldn't be the staple of your sex life. 

Oh boy,this is a tricky one.On one hand if your totally plastered people always look better,especially under those lights at the clubs,wait this is another subject.getting back on point sex can be good if your drunk but you risk the chance of making bad choices.

The wisdom that I have achieved with age is the realization that when my wife and I go out for the evening I'm the designated driver and she's the one that gets a little tipsy.  It works far better than the other way around.

It really is most enjoyable - problem is, if you do actually remember it, your perceptions is always different from the group you've had sex with!

The older you get, the less this works. It's a much better hangover remedy.

Please remember the first verse and chorus of the Alan Jackson song, Another Good Reason.

I woke up the other night
Lying on the floor
Right beside someone
I've never seen before
She said my name's Juliet
And Romeo you ain't
Thats another good reason not to drink

Thats another good reason not to drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a saint
If I keep going on like this
I'll end up like ole Hank
Thats another good reason not to drink

If I told you guys...there'd be a bazillion messages in my in BOX.

I would say five stars except for all the times I've been surprised by who the girl is in the morning. The phrase "I didn't know it was your girlfriend/sister/wife/etc" doesn't really work that well.

Sex is by far my favorite thing to do. Of course this would imply I'm doing it with my wfe, and that she is willing. It's not only natural, it's spiritual too.

I would say intoxicated sex is great.....if the other person turns out to be completely fugly. Other than that, sober sex suits.

What's the fun of having sex when you can't even remember it an hour later? That's my fundamental confusion of the fun of 'drunken relations.'

Drunk, sober, naked, clothed, high as a kite... doesn't matter.

Are you kidding me? Awesome. . .although it should not be a staple of the sexual diet. . .more like an occasional splurge. . .

Its never as good this way. UPDATE: It also can inspire you to have sex with people you wouldn't do sober.

Not to reveal more about myself than you really want to know, but this is almost impossible to do, at least if you get as intoxicated as I used to get...The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak. I tend to agree with Genghis on this one; it's better the next morning to help take your mind off the hangover. Use Listerine first, though...

A great way to pass the day, afternoon, evening, I lose my inhibitions without losing my mind.