Nothing like a skinful to make a over-wrought neanderthal think they can lick any man in the house.

I haven't had a bar-fight in three decades, and don't regret it a moment. The last one was when I was working as a bartender in a longshoremans pub and had to break up an altercation. One of the combatants decided to have a short Irishman for his next meal, and got a lesson about what happens when a drunk fights someone sober, particularly when the sober guy has a sawed off pool cue.

Not that fighting was fun. It was one of the weird jobs I worked to pay my way through one of my stints in college.

I guess it's better to do this drunk instead of sober because it delays the pain. I've been on both sides of ass-kickings. But once past the age of 22 it's pure bush-league.

Not advisable. At least if you fall down or get knocked down you probably won't feel the pain. Drunks tend to be foolishly bold and vastly over estimate their brawling skills. A typical move is a bull like rush at the opponent which if handled in a matador like move you can further their speed into the nearest solid object. End of battle. Don't get that drunk please!

Maybe on the rare occasion, we're talking about twenty years ago...okay maybe ten.

Nah when you drink it's suppose to be fun.sometimes when you are intoxicated sometimes things can get out of control before you know it. Once I drank some goldschlager well alot of it in fact and I changed into a completly different person the next day people were telling me what I was doing and I was trying to fight this girl 10 times bigger than me,and I've never got in a fight in my life,she would have killed me.

I've been known to get into some wrestling matches with my brother or some friends that got a little out of hand (chipped a tooth once), but they weren't really fights. There's never been any malice involved, just a little too much of that drunken over-competitiveness.

I won't fight unless they are more drunk than I am. I like fighting drunks when I'm nice and sober. (numbah likes drunk tossing)

Nah, I can't run that fast when I'm drunk