It's retarded how people have to "try out" for a reality show. Even if you're uninteresting, it's still reality.

The only problem, if Numbah and I did Amazing Race, is we would argue about who would drive if we had to be on the Autobahn.

Update: That's why I wanted you and Numbah on the race (To watch you bicker like an old married couple). Wow I didn't know that Gary suck so much on the football field. Maybe you should add him to the Feed me list. It's hard to tackle a guy when you're a bag of bones.

I'll leave the Speedo alone for sure, but Fear Factor? I would hurl if I got anywhere near that stuff. I got a gag reflex. Amazing Race? Hatter and I would rule ass. Idol? Simon is getting the bird if he calls my singing bad. I also think I'd have to be very mean to people if I got surrounded by plastic bimbos on any dating type show. UPDATE: Now that I heard that Gary Hogeboom, a former bad QB for the Cardinals, is on Survivor, I'm gonna go over there and kick his ass for spite. UPDATE: Is he a crybaby? Figures. Every time the D even breathed hard on him he would just throw the ball up for grabs.

I think you should do this. You would be great on "Survivor" or "Big Brother."