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Jessica Alba's StalkerGet Rating Widget!

Overall Rating:3.50 based on 6 ratings
ItemImageAnnie Wilkes: I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan. (Misery)

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MariusQelDroma (35)
12/30/2005
The three brothers (me, numbah, and our other brother) could always go in as the home theater installation crew (our real job sometimes) when she sets up her new pad, and we can have our cake and eat it, too. :)

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HelloKittyHell (50)
10/04/2005
Are you sure, Numbah? Gardeners are hot this year.

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numbah16tdhaha (151)
10/03/2005
I'm just weighing the legal consequences of this one. ABOUT LAWN WORK: I think I could finally overcome my grass alergy for that. BETTER OPTION: I could be her pool boy. She asks how the water is and I'll tell her to come find out. I would be the best dirty little cabana boy ever!

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cutegurl (16)
10/02/2005
I was under the impression that you were already doing this one. If you have a grass allergy, just become her plumber, or better yet, her hairdresser. They always have affairs on daytime television. Either one of those occupations are sure to get some action.

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scarletfeather (49)
09/20/2005
Jessica Alba's a pretty girl, but you seem a little too down-to-earth to be a stalker. Instead, write her an admiring fan letter.

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Mad Hatter (37)
09/07/2005
I am not sure if he hasn't already started this one. He keeps air humping the T.V. everytime she appears on it.

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