Mr.  Dungeons & Dragons should be busted for those cheap glasses.

traffic violation? i thought he was busted for possession of geek.

Pretty whitebread.

But what the hell kind of police force mugs you for a traffic violation?

My real question is, what kind of podunk town bothers to do a mug shot for a traffic violation? Bill probably paid them off to do it so he could pretend he was James Dean in "Rebel Without a Cause".

Cocky asshole then...cocky asshole now.

Coming soon to Fox....

"Nerds Gone Wild!"

He's probably smiling because he's proud of his traffic violation. "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I broke the law and it feels sooo good! I think it's time to be a criminal...Oh, who am I kidding? I gotta get back to my plans of world domination! Muahahaha!"....The glasses are amazing by the way.

Bill freaking Gates got arrested? That little nerd, I hope he didn't drop the soap!

OMG he looks about 17. Im with Numbah, I didnt know he ever got arrested. Traffic violation huh? Interesting.

Looks like Oliver from The Brady Bunch or Wormser from Revenge of the Nerds here. Current photos of him make it clear that this was probably the last year he washed his hair on a consistent basis.

What in the blue hell did he get arrested for?