Oh god gross. You're not a peacock, stop strutting around, you're really not that impressive and no one thinks you're hot. People are smiling because they stopped themselves from laughing before you noticed.

Fear forces many men to wear uncomfortable baggy pants for swimming.

I'm not afraid, and neither should you be.

Show your knees if you please, but leave what's between your thighs a surprise.  The speedo torpedo, the banana hammock, the next best thing to letting it all hang out.  There was a time when men were proud to stand up and be counted, but today we are all too uptight.  And if we aren't we don't want anyone to know about it.

No grown man should ever subject his package to these - I don't care who you are, it's not flattering guys

Just no,never,ever.Not even the sexiest man can pull this one off.

The little swimsuit don't hide what you got and that is precislely the problem. I shall even be so unstylish as to quote the cinematic classic Bio Dome and simply say "Grape smugglers." (numbah is to ill to continue)

Nothing says I'm a big, blind to my own faults ass quite like a Speedo.

UPDATE: There is a Speedo lover passing out unhelpfuls, let me know when you're at the beach so I can stay home........... Men who wear these have real issues. They either think the world must desire to see their body shrunk wrapped in a tight pair of ugly underwear looking spandex panties or they are blind and put on their child's bathing suit.

They are VERY unattractive and make guys look like they have a dead squirrel.

i'm sorry but i have said this before i think they are unattractive even on the best looking of men.