 | numbah16tdhaha (147) 10/19/2005 | I had this turd named Officer Long (he is on at least one of my weblists) make a sad attempt at Full Metal Jacket lines to try to intimidate me while writing me a ticket for 100+ (I was doing 80 and the van won't go any faster, ass). I decided not to further inflame matters by telling him I had met R. Lee Ermy and his impression sucked. Instead I just waived his lack of a pace or radar reading in front of the judge and got traffic school instead of the suspended licence he was looking for.
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