 | LastMessenger3 (40)
11/28/2006 | I am young, single, and always in the mood - you do the math!
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 | EschewObfuscation (63)
11/21/2005 | Guys, bad news. It's terminal. Not that it will shorten your life any, in most cases. But, if all goes well, this condition will have to be battled and controlled all your life.
But, here's what sucks (for women): Guys are expected to be horny. If you're not horny, you're somehow wired wrong. And bragging about it is fine. Women are not expected to be horny. In fact, we have a name for them if they are . . . nymphomaniacs. Like their "disorder' needs to be labeled! It's a good thing I'm living in such an age of enlightened thinking!
I like Billy Crystal's analysis of the situation. Women need a reason to have sex. Men only need a place.
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 | Jaws (10)
10/20/2005 | The best emotion provided that you have a way to act on it. This is where gay couples have an advantage. They don't have to play stupid games to get sex. When one gets horny the other one does and they just jump in the sack and have fun. Hetero couples are more complicated. Too much time is spent getting the other one "worked up" and by the time that comes around the refrigerator has caught our interest. Being horny sucks!
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